• “Trump D’s Golden Scepter” – song

    A most bestest of friend of mine (yeah, I said most bestest … what of it?) who I sent a rough draft of this, texted me to complain of an ear worm. Apologies I said, but, selfishly, I’m all good with complaints of an ear worm. I’ll take that as a compliment to some of… Continue reading

  • Sleep Tight Little Stink Bug … Please

    The definition of a wary sleep? Having your tower buzzed by 4 different stink bugs while watching Netflix on your Tab in the dark, the lone light being the TV on mute, but only securing 3 of them in your catch and release (window) empty cat food can before you’re ready to hit the rack… Continue reading

  • Taking A Moment With The Rain King

    You know there’s something to be said about taking a moment, even at 3 in the morning on a Saturday night (Sunday early), so much in your head, sleep not coming, and being just in the middle of that “I got time” (Sunday) to “Dammit, I gotta get back at it” (eventual Monday) but enough… Continue reading

  • The Trump Treehouse of Tall Stories, Treason & Tyranny – “Bitter Orange Pill” – Song

    This is one I didn’t post on its own as opposed to all the others, I just added it to the The Orange Album  when I put that together recently. It’s probably because I don’t know if I like it or not. Lyrically sure, I try to be as point as I can, vocally? Eh… Continue reading

  • Sauerkraut?

    I sometimes, on Friday’s, will run to Hometown Deli just down the street from the radio station here to grab lunch, a maybe treat to myself this one day a week if I can. There’s no regular menu of the hot food at this place so there is always an anticipation of a possible welcome… Continue reading

  • Another New Girlfriend … Ziploc Bag Of Ice Cubes Wrapped In A Towel

    So as I convalesce this now reminder of my creaky back 20 years later and 15 years or so before that, per doctor’s orders, I have been asked to step away from my new girlfriend, Heating Pad, take a time out, and instead embrace Ziploc Bag Of Ice Cubes Wrapped In A Towel. Tell ya… Continue reading

  • My New Girlfriend … Heating Pad

    So, after too many years I’m finally in a relationship again. Her name is Heating Pad, Heating Pad for short. She’s very nice. I met her at Walgreens last week after popping my back but good this past Tuesday. Affectionately known as Heating Pad (nicknames are cute in the early stages huh?) she and I… Continue reading

  • Yield?

    “Yield – A Short Story” Once upon … I was gonna post a version of this earlier yesterday, after I had gotten in to work, while my annoyed pet peevy-ness was still fresh but the day ended up a being a bit of a bear, and time ran away from me screaming. Damned work getting… Continue reading

  • B-Sides Orange + One

    Every album comes with some B sides right? …   Trumpian Design (posted 12-07-19) There’s warning light’s a flashin’ for a Trumpian reprieve There was some election riggin’, with some Russians up a sleeve But Dem’s they did some diggin’ to more meddlin’ goin’ round And now they’re out to make sure that the walls… Continue reading

  • The Orange Album

    Around a year ago I started writing new lyrics and then singing out some tunes with the help of karaoke versions of them, Beatles tunes to be specific, with a Trump theme. No reason on the choice of the Beatles really, it just began that way when I started singing in my head new lyrics… Continue reading

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