(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Real “Fiber” Haters Club) Donnie: So what kind of fruit do you think he likes? Ben: Fruit sir? Donnie: Yeah, for a basket. Ben: For who? Donnie: Who do you think Benfred? Who I have been fawning and frothing over lately? Ben: Hope still? Donnie: No… Continue reading

(…”and dragged a comb across my head”) When I first moved into my former apartment in Hyde Park, back in December of 2014, I quickly learned why my only request of the building manager that my new digs be on the top (3rd) floor was the best of all possible requests. I can’t imagine the… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Alarm Haters Club) **ALARM SOUND** Donnie: (waking from napping to Fox and Friends clutching a Sean Hannity pillow … phone falls off the bed to the floor as he sits up) … what the Hell?! Again?!! Ben: (rushing in) What’s the problem sir? Donnie: What’s the… Continue reading