Well, after a not my fault accident’s way and a week’s worth of emails dancing back and forth with a couple of different insurance folks and phone calls to some other insurance folks to check on why these main insurance dance partner insurance folks weren’t dancing with me fast enough or just to dance with these new insurance folks instead I am at last in a new “ride” after all these insurance folks finally got in line with some kicking hand slapping boots and danced well enough together as a team to eventually get all done that needed be done.
Thank you insurance folks.
You can be on my dance card any day, but hopefully not any time soon.
A few things to note:
First, sorry insurance folks, no slight intended, any frustrations I may have felt through all this were just a me and a me being stressed with the upended, moorless nature of this sort of thing. You were great.
(No insurance dance partner folks were harmed or disparaged in the making/dancing of this “new” ride post).
Always carry collision on your car, no matter how old or how many miles. Whatever dollars you might get back after a collided one is considered in the car wind they are definitely more than you have, if a you is a me of course.
Enjoy momentarily driving your rental, which is almost new, as that will be the closest you will ever get to actually having a new car again (if you is a me), the last and only one you ever had being when Dishwalla and Dada and OMC, Counting Crows, Blind Melon, EMF, the Cranberries, Jesus Jones, Collective Soul and other 90’s faves were on the radio or rocking your CD player (and, well, that one new car got totaled while just sitting in a packed parking lot back then so … take the hint).
When one of the first car possibilities you come about in your search for new, and by chance, and is within your means, is at a dealership you know from work and also happens to be pretty snappy looking, is 5 years and 50,000 miles younger than your last and also happens to be a stick (BB was a stick) which are not easy to come by these days, pretty much sell yourself on it and work from there, so much easier to rule out all the others (how much per month?!! Really? I could rent half a nice place for that in a spot that has a pool and pickle ball courts and is close to all major motorways and trains and downtown shopping).
Anyway, thanks to the gang at Frank Sienna’s Auto Mall in Middletown NY, for really giving me the assist and helping me keep my eye on the initial prize throughout the whole insurance dancing thing.
A pretty, red, 6 speed 2013 Nissan Juke.
A few more things to note:
Of Embarrassments:
You might go on a test drive and find yourself in a spot where you need to reverse after having driven past the dealership on your way back from said test drive and wanting to double back find yourself in need of this reverse but that you just cannot locate it. Know and discover that all stick shifts are not created equal and that said reverse might be something you haven’t come across in all your years of driving stick. Call the dealership to come save your ass from the test drive “Hey guys, it’s Frankenberry, yeah, I have a thing” while you madly wave for cars to just go around, just fucking go around! Find out this stick has a ring thingy on the shift.
After getting to work, finishing your day and really looking forward to getting back behind this new set of wheels, you might find that you can’t start the car, a push button one. Remember your lesson at the dealership of holding the key fob up to this push button with a foot on the break and another foot maybe on the clutch and a third foot you don’t have to hang in an open window on a breezy aimless sunny day to come sometime in the Spring.
Call the dealership “Hey, it’s Frankenberry again, so …”
Anyway twice. I figured it out with the assist and will try not to dread the hoping that it doesn’t happen again come tomorrow. It will come easier, I’m sure, eventually, be just like riding a push button bike.
A good friend said after I sent her a text of the damage from the accident that the “box” is out, so passe (she didn’t say that) BB, my Blue Box is “out” and that I need to find myself something with a bit more “style” (she did say that). After noting to her that I have no style (have you seen my wardrobe?) that style is also commensurate with cost, I mentioned again that I still have no style and just went on to this.
She also said after I sent her the link to my overly dramatic and silly fun song in my Frankenberry’s Attic to mark and lament my BB’s demise that they are just things, have no feelings, are just cars.
Can’t wait to tell her that, though there is no name yet, we just need time to get to know each other, that this newbie is definitely a “her”.
Some pics of my new girlfriend.
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