March 2022

  • Existential Cat

    Full bore Cricket the Blind at around her usual 6am the other morning after hopping down off the bed from her comfy spot and heading to the office. Clocking in she grabs her clipboard and a pencil: 1. Loudly scratch the large flat cat scratcher – CHECK. 2. Messily slap the shit out of the… Continue reading

  • She Said (Old T-shirt) (song)

    Alright. I’ve done this before with “We Let Billy Drive the Car”, my little thing about a heist gone awry from September of 2020, so I thought I’d give it another whirl. Find an instrumental at my work production music site that I like and see if I can write something to it, the only… Continue reading

  • The GOP Can (song)

    Ok, another musical editorial, I like it, it’s got things to say, my singing doesn’t make dogs cry (at least I don’t think so and me doing any experimenting to try and prove such would probably come off as weird and possibly even cruel) and I worked “askance” into the lyrics so it has that… Continue reading