(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Saudi’s Haters – No, Lovers Club) Ben Carson: (walking into the mini Treehouse Oval Office) … So I finally cleaned all of the full length mirrors, which was exhausting by the way, and polished the silverwa… Donnie: …. ssssshhhhh … Ben: Don’t you want to check… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Alice Haters Club) Donnie: (heavy sigh) Well he didn’t sign for it and it got returned. Ben: Who’s “he” sir and what’s “it”? Donnie: Kavanaugh. He wouldn’t sign for the fruit basket I sent him and now it’s been returned. Ben: Oh, I’m sorry, that’s a… Continue reading

“Ya might wanna avert your eyes sis, cause I’m stripping naked in front of your dryer” That was the greeting to my sis, Rebecca Frankenberry after I arrived sponge-like at her house following a rain soaked game one in my double header weekend. She and the nephews, Jake and Matty, live near Schenectady and were… Continue reading