(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Swede Haters Club) (Donnie cursing – laying stuff out on the Treehouse floor) Ben: Sir? What exactly are you doing? Donnie: These directions are shit. Ben: ? Donnie: These directions … they’re shit. Ben: You know you just need to turn the page over for the… Continue reading

A couple of posts ago, I took a short break from episodes from the Trump Treehouse for a little Georgia Sattelites inspired music interlude as, well, there’s always a little music inerlude (though not always one inspired by the Georgia Sattelites). It’s a tune about Donnie and the Supreme Court and how he gets to… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Tan Haters Club) Last we saw our dynamically inept duo?  (in ep #6) (trying to pull a body up the tree) Paul (Ryan): Hold your end turtle! (rope slips) Mitch (McConnel): Stop calling me turtle! (rope slips further) Mitch: And why do you call me turtle… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Music Interlude Haters Club) “Till I Check It Myself”   (Video open – A Destiny Pictures Production – Donnie dancing in robes and powdered wig away from the White House toward Supreme Court Building – a continuing follow throughout)  Got a SCOTUS in my pocket going going… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Alfred Haters Club) Ben: Are you alright sir? Donnie: (trying to hide wiping his eyes) … what? … yes, of course … shit Ben! Why are you still here? Ben: I’m kind of like your Alfred sir. Donnie: Alfred? Ben: Alfred. Donnie: Alfred? Ben: Batman? His… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Singing Doorbell Haters Club) Donnie: (looking around the treehouse admiringly) … finally this place is a little more tidy. (turns) Hey Be… Jesus! (bumps into and almost steps on Ben Carson who is stoically standing directly behind him) Ben: Sir? Donnie: Dammit Ben! I hate when… Continue reading