December 2021
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A 2021 And An Album Called … Bob (8 parody songs +1)
Well, with all the end of year’s lists, retrospectives, the requisite long list quickie obituaries of people lost in 2021, which, if it were an honest list and not just the usual of passed celebrities, as if they are the only ones worth noting, would be way too massive an endeavor and just point out… Continue reading
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Day (an almost poem)
Yes, it’s Christmas Day With things held, maybe at Bay Or not For respite For a moment For A day unlike any other Day We tell ourselves Yes, it’s Christmas A day Continue reading
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Robot
When I was a kid, as I was joyously passing my time with books of faerie queens and their kings and castles and elves and trolls (ones you would actually like now, no matter their demeanor, as opposed to their newer version) and other fantastic things, or of stars that were so wished upon with… Continue reading
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Soap Shop
I don’t know where/when it started, my aversion to Christmas, an aversion shared by some I’m sure, and no, I’m not going to be the male version of the latest Hallmark season’s movie. Guy has it all in the big city but feels empty and cynical and comes home to his small town to find… Continue reading
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Greene Crackers (quick song)
Was thinking the other day (not recommended by the way – it’s not all it’s cracked up to be, it can take soooo much out of ya and no one really listens anyway) that the Green Acres theme song seemed kind of an obvious thing. An obvious thing when it comes to Margie Q Greene,… Continue reading
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A Jacob Marley Bit
Jacob Marley: Whoooo hoooo oooh (wind rushes and chains doing Jacob Marley wind rushing chain rattling kind of things with approaching footsteps) Guy: Really dude? That’s a bit dramatic. Jacob: What? (stop … wind rushing chains sounds coming to a slowed turntable wind down dying hault) Guy: You still workin’ that? Jacob: What? Guy:… Continue reading
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So then Sunday … Stink Bugs & Me
A good friend of mine, who is waaaaaaay more popular than me in social media ways that the kids all talk about (waaaaaaay more popular in general as she is actually social) recently posted to the Facebook of having a bit of an issue with Stink Bugs at her place. Seeing this I shot her… Continue reading
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Goin’ To The School Board (song)
This one is to the Dixie Cups “Chapel of Love”. I know, “Chapel of Love” really? How the hell do the Dixie Cups come into the noggin? They don’t but … … there’s a radio station of the group of stations that I work for that stands out simply for its stand out of quite… Continue reading