(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & REM Haters Club) So the other night, when I was sleeping (kind of – sleeping, actual sleeping, is not really a skill of mine) the chorus hit me. Then last night I sat down to write out some new lyrics and thought of my old friend… Continue reading

(Note to Universe on behalf of my Grayson: Screw You – He had his dot in this place) Grayson: (A slow, alert, deliberate peering about the living room) …Mmmmwwrowrp … Mmmmwwrowrp … Mmmmwrowwww … Mmmmwrowwwrra … Me: (sitting on the bed from around the corner) Who you talking to now dude? Grayson: …Mmmmwwrow… Me: Alright… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Expensive Chinese Haters Club) Donnie: Did you get the sandwiches? Ben: Sandwiches? Donnie: Yeah, the sandwiches I asked you to pick up for today’s meeting. Ben: I thought you wanted Chinese? Donnie: Why would I want Chinese? It’s so expensive now. No, I wanted sandwiches …… Continue reading