(Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Action Figure Haters Club) Token Ben Carson: Sir? Donnie: What? Ben: You really shouldn’t stand on the top step. Donnie: What? Ben: The step ladder. You really shouldn’t stand on the top step. There’s even a warning on th… Donnie: Warning? What the hell does Trump care… Continue reading

I haven’t worked a gig for Spectrum for a quite a while now (things change) but when I got the call I was all in. Not just for the obvious paycheck, but because it was the Tony’s. Why not take in the experience of celebrity that some find so fascinating? See what it is that… Continue reading

(Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Cuddly Cat Haters Club) Scott Pruitt: Jesus, this place is awful Ben Carson: Why, what’s wrong with it? Scott: It’s dusty, there’s leaves and dirt all over the floor, doesn’t anyone wipe their feet?…it’s just so….treehousey…so common. Shit, I need a wipe. And is this lead paint?… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Gavel Haters Club) Donnie: Alright, this meeting of the He-Man Truth Haters Club will now be ordered. Jeff, bang your gravel. Jeff (Sessions): It’s gavel. Donnie: What? Jeff: It’s gavel, not gravel. Donnie: That’s what I said. Jeff: No, you said gravel, small stones, what you… Continue reading