Books for Christmas? Travesty I Say!

“Books are not Christmas presents! Christmas isn’t educational! You’ve told me that the tales of an omnipotent redcoated fat man bringing toys to every kid in the world in one night are true and then you buy me freakin’ books?! Have you lost your minds? What if there’s an actual truth in here?! I don’t need this confusion already at the age of 4…Hold on what’s this?..alright, you just may have redeemed yourselves…”