If it’s not bad enough that this has 18 slices of bacon it’s also had the bacon grease turned into a sauce to add to a pound of ground beef and 3 hot dogs. It’s then wrapped in cheese and covered with corn meal. Oh yeh…it’s deep fried.
It comes with a defibrillator.
Probably shouldn’t have trusted the demolition guy who’s missing a hand.
Just because your cousin Cletus is the one that always gets his hands on the illegal fireworks for the 4th doesn’t mean you should hire him for this.
When your classmates on the bus tell you it would be cool to jump as the bus hits a bump be skeptical.