So, boss production guy at the radio stations I work for has a daily routine, when emailing that our next day log checks are good, of including in the mail a number of funny memes and pictures.
This one was in yesterday’s set.
From “Customer Training: Counter” for Tough Guy Pharmacy School
TAKE 1 TABLET BY MOUTH INTO RIGHT EYE … M’F’R!!
YOU THINK YOU’RE SOME SORT OF TOUGH GUY HUH? YOU CAN TAKE PILLS WITH NO WATER LIKE THAT BEAT UP HERO IN THE MOVIES? CHEW WITH NO REACTION TO THE ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS TASTE?
WELL, FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT THEN MR. F’IN’ COOL!! MAKE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE NOT BURST THE GAUGE LIKE A THERMOMETER POPPIN’ IN THE HEAT IN A CARTOON OK?! NO??! NO???! YOU DON’T WANNA?! AWWWWW …
YA GONNA SLOW DOWN THEN? … SMELL THE ROSES? … TAKE A POETRY CLASS? … EXCERCISE? … LISTEN TO KENNY G? … GET A CAT? … DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR WELLBEING BEFORE YOU WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH???! GOOD!! …
YOU STILL NEED THIS RIGHT NOW THOUGH … SO TAKE IT … AS DIRECTED … THEN HUG YOUR F’IN’ KIDS!! OR THAT NEW CAT!!
(walk away muttering more curses mic dropping a bottle of pills)
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