Danger Ron (Mighty Mouse DeSantis Theme Song)

Was working on another “Dear DeSantis” letter after a couple of others, “Woke Hopes” and “The DeSantis He Can” but just couldn’t quite get the right focus. I also happened to be wearing a Mighty Mouse T-shirt at the time when the thought suddenly occurred …

So a cartoon theme song then to a Mighty Danger Ron Mouse.

Danger Ron (Mighty Mouse DeSantis Theme Song)

Mr Crow he never hangs around

When he hears this frightnin’ sound

“Here I come to save white day”

That means that Danger Ron is on the way

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Yes, when histry’s taught not solely white     

Danger Ron will pick a fight

Say no classroom legit’macy

Of lessers having part of history

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It’s a clear and present danger

To the ex-ceptional

Rewrite he will instead to fit right’s call

(right’s call, truth’s fall, white’s tall, patriots)

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Free thought’s only his to decide

To all others he will deride

Thoughts of inclusivity

Danger Ron’ll even ban diversity

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(break)

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He just flies in now to save us all

From real truth that can’t stand tall

Against Danger Ron’s fascist tries

He’ll sure cut the lessers down to size

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