The DeSantis He Can (song)

It’s so nice to finally have my Adobe app back on the PC at home (thank you Evan IT guy for figuring out what was blocking it from re-loading here after my Windows crash a little while ago and also for not wanting to kill me and my needy)

So much better to “sing” pieces and then get to come home and relax with the editing and a building over a beer or two and a Cricket on a lap and a Bella on a futon, humans, as always, relegated to whatever’s.

Anyway, I took my version of Sammy Davis Junior’s “The Candy Man” from last month, The GOP Can, and reworked it for our dear wished new great leader Ron DeSantis.

Oh what a savior he promises to be … in the worst of possible world.

Alright everybody

Gather round DeSantis man is here

Now what kinda country he want?

Ignorant, compliant, revised history, brainwashed

A Fourth Reich?

He’s working on a right plan because only DeSantis can

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Who can take agenda (who can take agenda)

Of a fascist POTUS dream (a fascist POTUS dream)

Put it into practice Flor-ida a test run scheme

The Ronnie can (the Ronnie can)

Oooh DeSantis he can (DeSantis he can)

DeSantis he can

Test there his despot plan, prove self a new strongman

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Who can make the classroom (who can make the classroom)

A site of culture wars (a site of culture wars)

Make them a battleground to settle whitey grievance scores

The Ronnie can (the Ronnie can)

DeSantis he can (DeSantis he can)

DeSantis projects into classroom learning texts

Indoctrination’s pre-text

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And then he just bakes everything at stake

A vision’s cake of normal crumblin’

He’ll make the gays and blacks go runnin’

Applaud him please for his true cunnin’

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Ohhhh who can fudge the numbers (who can fudge the numbers) 

Of a shit COVID response (a shit COVID response)

And jackboot whistleblowers who point that out at once

The Ronnie can (the Ronnie can)

Oooh DeSantis he can (DeSantis he can)

Collateral damage was always part of the plan 

No worries if base at hand

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And then he put the brakes on election takes

That his was one of real gold standard

Integrity it must be mastered

The big lie being votes true bastard

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Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who can add police force (who can add police force)

For this claimed integrity (this claimed integrity)

And have it to intimidate new SS just for he

The Ronnie can (the Ronnie can)

Oooh DeSantis he can (DeSantis he can)

DeSantis he can Democracy it’s not the plan

Fourth Reich new Uncle Sam

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DeSantis he can even take a Disney stand

Free speech an also ran

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DeSantis can

DeSantis can

DeSantis he caaaannn

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DeSantis can

DeSantis can

DeSantis he caaaannn

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Alright everybody

That was nice

Break it up now

It’s curfew

Go home

Stay straight

Stay white