With the Orange asshat out on the road and being all extra Orangey and asshatty recently, of course attacking anyone who dares not support him with that special brand of witless wit of his, I thought I’d go back to February of 2020 for a bit of fun and a take on “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”.
Good times.
Plus as an added bonus, if you click now, there are a couple of links to this Beatles phase of mine, though obviously dated, including a limited edition version of “Yellow Submarine”, act fast!! Don’t delay!! Only available for today!! (Ok, well …)
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February 16, 2020
A most bestest of friend of mine (yeah, I said most bestest … what of it?) who I sent a rough draft of this, texted me to complain of an ear worm. Apologies I said, but, selfishly, I’m all good with complaints of an ear worm. I’ll take that as a compliment to some of my endeavor’s annoying stick-in-the-headedness.
Though I recently posted my collection of Beatles/Trump tunes from the last year or so, The Orange Album, it seems that wasn’t a final Beatles piece. I’m thinkin’ I’d pair this version of Maxwell’s Silver Hammer with my version of Yellow Submarine, “Orange Quarantine” for an A and B side single if I could do such a thing. A good ol’ double sing-a-long. Tap a toe if you’d like.
Cheers as always gang,
Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Don wasn’t quizzical
It seemed to him illogical
To find truth that leaves no doubt
Don’t allow intelligence in this
Hou-hou-hou-house
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He hid his shortcomings
In wordy salad long goings
He makes no sense at all
But staff always picks up the messy dropped word
Ba-a-a-all
—
But just then that damn press it drops by
To point out all his lies
—
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Came down upon their heads
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Would threaten them be dead
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Back at podium
He sings his tried true stratagem
Of playing victim’s card
Dem’s they are just mean
As you all have
See-ee-ee-een
He tells ‘merica
Believe Mob King Republica
Vindicated now
And those who don’t agree will pay dearly
And how-ow-ow-ow
The swamp’s tides getting much stronger now
So he paddles up with no mind
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Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Comes down upon our heads
(doo doo doo doo)
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Dissension will be dead
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Would turn us all to red
(doo doo doo doo)
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Loyalty it must be bred
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His senate they are all in line
Claiming everything is fine
Dem’s are those to blame
Future now an easier despot
Ga-a-a-ame
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Lindsey and lackey crows
Talk around with Fox News shows
Espousing all the lies
While Mitch hopes to continue with Russian
Tie-i-i-ies
And the GOP laughs right in our face
As the Trump tries to force blind
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Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Held high above our heads
(doo doo doo doo)
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Propaganda’s never dead
whoa whoa whoa whoa!
(doo doo doo doo)
Golden Scepter
ding ding
(doo doo doo doo)