Frankenberry's Attic

The often sillee inglish langweg has it pointed owt prittee well by our old frend heer. -fb Continue reading

If it’s not bad enough that this has 18 slices of bacon it’s also had the bacon grease turned into a sauce to add to a pound of ground beef and 3 hot dogs. It’s then wrapped in cheese and covered with corn meal. Oh yeh…it’s deep fried. It comes with a defibrillator. Continue reading

Probably shouldn’t have trusted the demolition guy who’s missing a hand. or… Just because your cousin Cletus is the one that always gets his hands on the illegal fireworks for the 4th doesn’t mean you should hire him for this. http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/1418565565 Continue reading

When your classmates on the bus tell you it would be cool to jump as the bus hits a bump be skeptical.-fb Continue reading

Now we all know that videos of people falling down and doing generally stupid stuff are often the viraly popular one but occasionally people are capable of some very cool things too… Continue reading

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So last week I made my yearly pilgrimage to NYC to catch my woeful Pittsburgh Pirates in Queens for one, sometimes two efforts of baseball indignity. This season it was two games to add to my string of losses while watching them live and further compound my misery. There was a 1-0 nothing, 10 inning… Continue reading

Threw a dart at a time dartboard at my page tonight. A scroll down and a throw … from 2010 then it is, not quite bullseye but around a time where I wasn’t so single, where I thought of things that were couples … /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// I came across a survey earlier this week about mom’s… Continue reading

Next time that you’re stuck on the tarmac after overpaying for your ticket and then paying extra for your bags, pillow, blanket, peanuts, safety equipment and possibly even for wearing a jacket you might just wish these folks had taken the same flight. (after the plane finally got into the terminal all passengers were told… Continue reading

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