(to the tune of “Walk Of Life” – Dire Straits)
Though I was hoping for a new found lack of material with an Orange loss, there is still, sadly, more to be had. Future dreaming despots don’t go down easy it seems, especially when they’re enabled.
I don’t really like this one, for a Dire Straits tune I much prefer this, but it was time well spent and worked, worded.
Note: Taking a step back a few days days later after posting it’s much better than my initial reaction after I finished it. Cool, I feel better now. Spent the last few days avoiding listening to it again thinking it sucked.
Song Of Lie
We ready to go now?
Where’s my bottled water?
And my 6 pack of good ol’ American beer in a can?
And there should be a pack of smokes around here somewhere
And whoa! Why’s the band not wearing MAGA hats?
My beautiful, greatest marketing slogan ever MAGA hats?
Stage manager didn’t you read my rider?
It was in bullet points with pictures and everything
Baron did the pictures for me by the way, great job, beautiful boy
And where’s my tray of quarter pounders?
Here comes Donnie singin’ oldies baddies
“Be-Bop-A-Doozy”’s now a comin’ your way
This is ol’ Donnie a contentious of loser
Trying to make his propaganda play
He banked the action ‘gainst mail in voting
Early days of Spring
Simple one minded, to the notion
Claiming legal ballots are fraud he does sing
He sings of wrong along with William the Low Barr
He Sings with Mitch, a Lindsey and a Mike P
Ooh He sings the talk, he sings election lie
Yep, he sings election lie
Boo Hoo Hoo
Here comes Donnie, Captain Danger Democracy
GOP cults superhero fool
Here comes Donnie, with a red white and lie cape
Flyin’ round, loud mouth agape
He’s claiming fraud to halt his demotion
Wiiiiith syc-ophants in tow
Insisting Stockholm’s to go with his flow
It’s a song about election’s just not right
With claims of rigging fraud done in plain sight
And they sing his song, sing his election lie
Yep, they walk his song of lie
Boo Hoo Hoo
Here comes Donnie singin’ always same key
“Be-Bop-A-Doozy” if you support me
Believe my words and just mine alone now
All is doomed if it goes against me
He gots the anger, he gots his lapdogs
Yeah, they’re yips can play
Grabbin’ balls for another hopeful Trump day
We’ll prove with evidence that really don’t exist
That comes with Dem’s co-ordinated blue assist
He sings his song, he sings election lie
Mmmm he sings his song of lie-ie-ie
Booh Hoo Hoo
Boo Hoo Hoo