Sleep Tight Little Stink Bug … Please

The definition of a wary sleep?

Having your tower buzzed by 4 different stink bugs while watching Netflix on your Tab in the dark, the lone light being the TV on mute, but only securing 3 of them in your catch and release (window) empty cat food can before you’re ready to hit the rack even though you’re still very aware of rogue stinkbug #4 in the distance, who you’ve now come to call “Red” Baron Von Stinky Buzz, sounding like some sort of vintage prop plane at a barnstorming air show.

The definition of a wary sleep indeed, especially if you do so with your mouth open.

red baron clip art w stink bug