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It’s the Holidays (couple o’ ho ho holiday tunes + songs of Stevie, Tommy and Billy)

by Stephen J Frankenberry1 Comment on It’s the Holidays (couple o’ ho ho holiday tunes + songs of Stevie, Tommy and Billy)

I have done a lot of songs, over the last 7 or so years, of the political parody type (but also some others) ones that you may know, but ones that I must consider in a new light now, the importance of, and whether or not I may be freedom of speechly able to produce more of them …

tick, tock, tick, tock .

Oh, you jest say you …

… tick, tock, tick, tock …

Anyway, another time. It’s the holidays, thanksgiving passed, and an album of the “some others” Christmas tunes now (ok, not an album) and the adventures of three characters, the hapless Stevie and Tommy and Stevie’s NOT hapless little brother Billy with one “Christmas” tune in the mix.

Now, however much I might love to envision myself an artist who comes out with the requisite collection of holiday classics at some point …  

Studio: It’s Christmas, be all Christmasy and shit, it’s about time, we need a whole record …

… I do, actually, already have my own without that required studio mandate.

Two of them. I know, Christmas prolific I am!

Now, if two songs are enough to constitute an entire album, maybe with some remixes and extended plays and spoken word guest appearances (no, I know that’s not a thing) and one original tune that I haven’t written or performed just yet then I’m good.

First the story of Stevie and Tommy and Billy started here …

We Let Billy Drive The Car

… got drunk here …

Twin Vision …

… and continued here and my second holiday classic …

We let Billy Drive The Sleigh

 … with sleigh bell sounds and everything. It’s all about sleigh bell sounds in season according to one of my radio boss guys.

And then there was the Christmas song of a cat named Patrick …

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Patrick …

Ok, well, that’s all I got, but maybe it will be distracting enough … give me respite until the Holidays wear off, and January comes and holiday hangovers eventually fade then to figure out retreat and hideaways.

Costumes Are Hard

by Stephen J Frankenberry3 Comments on Costumes Are Hard

So a meme from a friend of mine, same guy who inspired my Oopma Loompa tune from a few months ago, Damn you Drew and your meme inspirations!!! Something for the season. Fucking scary rabbits.

Hey Spirit Store guy, how are ya? Happy season right? Yeah thanks, all good here … what I’m looking for is something in a sorta homicidal vein for my kid … I know huh? They grow up so fast and want to kill you so quickly and in so many different ways, well not too quickly, they wanna see the pain and the anguish but I thought I’d stop in here before I go down in the basement and scrounge around grandma’s old things, though I should move her … them … her things … up to the attic, it can get a little damp down there and that tends to smell. Much better in a dry air.

Oh, great thanks … No, airline attendant isn’t quite what I was looking for, but wait, does it come with a concealed knife or a bomb? No? Ok … Oh really? Peppermint Patty? Is it pointy? Ya know, with a stick? Peppermint Pointy Patty? No? It’s just that her friends can be pretty particular about pointy sticks that’s all … I know, she’s at that difficult age right? What? You too? (laughs) kids huh? Really? Fairy princess? It’s a good choice, I’m sure she’ll be the cutest of hit at the cul-de-sac, well, until she gets to old man Johnson’s place, never turn left by the way. What? Oh nothing, just remembering last year though the cops say it’s still on ongoing investigation so there is that.

Well listen, I appreciate the time, forgive me for wasting yours … what? Something in the back? It’s pointy? Oh I knew I liked you from the get go, Gabriel is it? Sorry, excuse my stare, the name tags can be a bit difficult for me these days and I left my hourglass … glasses in the car.