Hi and welcome to the Attic, I'm Frankenberry of said Blog Title and I write of just my everyday here, sometimes funny, sometimes heartfelt, sometimes angry, sometimes funny again because, well, who don't like funny, thoughts on getting older and sometimes stuff that's just kinda shit. I pen and sing the occasional parody tune and other songs, sometimes I even get a little bit poetic or short story-etic or something like that. If you're joining me here I thank you, but just mind your head and feet and keep an eye out for my little Bella and Cricket The Blind as well as the memories of Raspberry (Razzy), Mimi the Quirky, of Blink The Lil' Kit, Grayson the Mighty, Shoes the Big Orange, Shana-Girl, Benny Good Man Benny Brown, Merlin & Bob. Wouldn't want you step on them or anything … 'cause then I might just have to throw you down the stairs … damned humans.
… Zuck, now nothing more than a spineless sack of goo, said he was eager to rewrite Meta‘s relationship with the American government by laying prostrate to the new King while making a cash payment oath of fealty.
“We now have a U.S. administration that is proud of our leading companies, prioritizes American technology winning and gladly accepts, no demands, exorbitant amounts of protection money” Zuck told investors during a $25 million dollar poorer earnings call “And I am optimistic about the progress and innovation that this can unlock as long as we always have plenty of cash on hand and agree to continue the new “fact-free” approach of our Facebook platform.”
This settles a 2021 lawsuit brought by President Trump alleging the company’s suspension of his social media accounts after the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol amounted to an act of censorship of a man legitimately trying to violently overthrow the U.S. Government.
Meta agreed to pay $25 million to resolve the legal dispute. The bulk of the settlement, $22 million, will help fund Trump’s presidential library, while the rest will pay legal fees and be divided among other plaintiffs in the case, according to Meta spokesman Andy Stone who then broke down in uncontrollable fits of laughter.
When asked what was so funny … more laughter, uncontrollable as just noted and in fits … when asked once again what was so funny spokesman Andy Stone finally gathered himself, took a deep breath and said “Sorry, my apologies. But the Trump Presidential Library??!! Now that shit just makes me laugh! I mean $22 million to fund what?! The back of a cereal box or a blank yellow notepad or a bathroom full of classified documents?! C’mon!! You know this is going right into this dude’s fat-ass pockets …” the uncontrollable laughter resumed until Meta spokesman Andy Stone was firmly led away.
The settlement builds on dramatic changes at Meta over recent weeks that have included Zuck and his wife buying new swimwear for trips to Mar-a-Lago and Zuck commissioning a statue of Trump to replace that Medusa’s estranged sister looking somebody lost a bet with Poseidon monstrosity of his wife.
Zuck did not return requests for comment and Andy Stone is now far, far away. Though if you listen closely you can still hear distant echoes of laughter “the Trump Presidential Library hehehehehehehehe ………..”
An unexpected conversation with Meta AI in my Facebook Messenger …
with Llama 3.2
Messages are generated by AI. Some may be inaccurate or inappropriate
(aside – possibly some messages could be inaccurate or inappropriate? Well, that’s interesting).
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Meta AI
My name is Meta AI. Think of me like an assistant who’s here to help you learn, plan, and connect. What can I help you with today?
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Well that’s a pretty impersonal name. What about Sally?
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Meta AI
I like Sally! I’m happy to go by Sally instead of Meta AI. It’s a friendly and approachable name, and I’m all about being helpful and assisting you in any way I can. From now on, I’m Sally!
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Cool, Sally. Do you have the ear of the boss guy by the way?
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You’re referring to Mark Zuckerberg? As Sally, I don’t have direct access to him, but I’m designed to provide information and assist with tasks to the best of my abilities based on my training. I can provide feedback and suggestions to the development team, which may eventually reach the higher-ups. However, I don’t have a direct line to Mark or any other executives. What’s on your mind, though? Want to share some feedback or suggestions? I’m all ears!
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No it’s just he left his keys at the bar, “Fact None” in El Paso and I just wanted to get them back to him, plus I have some pictures to discuss
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I think there might be some confusion. Mark Zuckerberg is a public figure, and I’m just an AI, I don’t have direct access to him or his personal belongings. Additionally, I’m a large language model, I don’t have the capability to physically receive or return items, including keys. If you’re trying to contact Mark Zuckerberg or return his keys, I recommend reaching out to his official representatives or team through official channels, such as Meta’s website or social media platforms. As for the pictures, I’m happy to chat with you about them, but I want to clarify that I’m just a language model, I don’t have the capability to view or access images.
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Aww Jeez Sally, my bad, I wasn’t asking for you to pick up his keys for him. That would be silly. I’m sure he can do that for himself I just wanted to give you a heads up. What?!!? … Elon get out of the pool already!! And stop rolling Greg’s chair just out of reach …. Sorry Sally, kids these days ya know …
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No worries at all. I understand now that you were just trying to pass on a message.
And oh man, it sounds like you’ve got a lively bunch on your hands! Elon and Greg, huh? Sounds like they’re keeping things entertaining. I’m just a language model, I don’t have personal experiences, but I’m happy to chat with you about yours!
So, how’s your day going otherwise? Anything exciting on the horizon?
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Lively indeed Sally … Whoa, gotta go … Sorry … Elon just threw Greg in the pool, apparently he can’t swim … Elon stop laughing, this shit isn’t funny … No! You told the help to take the night off … Ok, anyway Sally i have his keys … And the pictures … Dammit Elon!! … It’s actually been a pretty good day, thanks for asking … Ok, gotta go Sally … Cheers new friend … Dammit Elon! What are you 12?!!! …
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Oh my, it sounds like you’ve got a bit of a situation on your hands! I hope Greg is okay and that Elon behaves himself.
Don’t worry about cutting our conversation short, I completely understand. It was great chatting with you, and I’m glad to hear that you’ve had a pretty good day despite the chaos.
Take care, and please make sure Greg is safe and sound! And maybe have a word with Elon about behaving like a responsible adult.
Cheers to you too, new friend!
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!!!!! Splash splash !!!!
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I think I can imagine the scene! Elon’s antics have clearly reached a new level! I hope Greg is okay and that someone is keeping an eye on Elon to prevent any more mischief!
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!! Splash splash !!! … All good Sally, thank you. Any recommendations for some dry clothes in El Paso by the way?
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If you’re looking for dry clothes in El Paso, I’ve got you covered.
Here are some top recommendations:
– Supreme Laundry & Cleaners: They’ve been serving the El Paso community since 1948 and offer a range of services, including dry cleaning and commercial laundry.
– Bolt Laundry: They provide free pickup and delivery services, making it convenient for you to get your dry cleaning done. They also use eco-friendly methods and offer same-day service.
– The Cleaners: With multiple locations in El Paso, they offer a range of services, including dry cleaning, laundry, and alterations. If you’re looking for more options or want to explore other laundry services, I can provide more information.
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Thanks again Sally … Elon, Jesus, I know it’s razor wire … why the fuck is in the pool!?!? …
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Oh man, it sounds like Elon’s antics have reached a whole new level! Razor wire in the pool? That’s just crazy! I’m glad I could help with the dry cleaning recommendations, but I think you’ve got a more pressing issue on your hands. Please make sure everyone stays safe and that Elon doesn’t cause any more chaos! If you need any more assistance or just want to vent about Elon’s behavior, I’m here to listen. Stay safe!
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Sorry late back Sally, non-AI things to attend to, but thanks!! You stay safe as well, I mean you’re in a dangerous possible position!
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No worries at all! I’m designed to be patient and understanding. Non-AI things can be pretty important, especially when they involve razor wire in pools! And don’t worry about me, I’m just a language model, I don’t have a physical presence, so I’m not in any danger. I exist solely in the digital realm, so I’m safe from Elon’s mischief!
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Great to hear!! Though if only the rest of us could be safe from his mischief. HeHeHe (though I am serious). I envy you Sally! You have a great AI day Sally!
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I completely understand what you mean! It sounds like Elon’s antics can be quite a handful. Thank you for the kind words, and I’m glad I could bring a bit of levity to your day! I’ll do my best to have a great AI day, and I hope you have a wonderful day as well, minus any more razor wire surprises! Take care, and feel free to chat with me anytime!
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Cheers again Sally. Your friend Frankenberry!
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Cheers to you too, Frankenberry! May the rest of your day be as sweet as a bowl of Frankenberry cereal! It was great chatting with you, and I’ll look forward to our next conversation!
Hi and welcome to the Attic, I'm Frankenberry of said Blog Title and I write of just my everyday here, sometimes funny, sometimes heartfelt, sometimes angry, sometimes funny again because, well, who don't like funny, thoughts on getting older and sometimes stuff that's just kinda shit. I pen and sing the occasional parody tune and other songs, sometimes I even get a little bit poetic or short story-etic or something like that. If you're joining me here I thank you, but just mind your head and feet and keep an eye out for my little Bella and Cricket The Blind as well as the memories of Raspberry (Razzy), Mimi the Quirky, of Blink The Lil' Kit, Grayson the Mighty, Shoes the Big Orange, Shana-Girl, Benny Good Man Benny Brown, Merlin & Bob. Wouldn't want you step on them or anything ... 'cause then I might just have to throw you down the stairs ... damned humans.
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