Trump Circus Two (song)

I’ve written of this before (so feel free to heavy sigh and skip off now while you can) but one of the main tools for me in my job (I’m a production guy) is a production music site I use on an almost daily basis to find music beds for commercials that I will maybe voice or, if not, still produce.

But in my searching, though, for a tune that seems to work for whatever spot is at hand I will come across beds that I like, beds that I can even think that I might like to write some lyrics to and have a bit of fun with at another time, something I have done on occasion because Hey? Who don’t imagine themselves to possibly be a rock star right? I know, that’s silly but still, for me, it’s always been just another avenue for creating and also to do that bit of rock star wannabe “singing” (“singing” definitely in quotes here but, being a production guy, I can work a little magic on the me sing end).

But, if you know this me here in said Attic, you also know that I have done quite a lot of parody tunes over the last 8 or so years, “parody” in name only though as they ain’t silly, mostly those of a political type to try and get some genuinely angry angers and frustrations out and make needed points (and lord knows there are a lot of those and needs of such, especially now) as, years ago, I realized, no matter how well written or compelling a straight up opinion piece of mine might be no one was ever going to read it. Period. Not even me back to me.

But? If I put it to a tune? Well …

So then to this and the updates …

A couple of years ago I came across this music bed that had a real carnival, circus kind of feel to it and well, Carnival? Circus? Yeah, that feel worked pretty well for anything GOP then or now (always does) and James Comer specifically and his fruitless investigations into the Biden Crime Family Syndicate, and his needed distraction from true crime family syndicates.  

I then revisited it earlier this year as, with this administration, Circus never really goes out of style.

And then to a now, another revisit …

Trump Circus Two

The Trump Circus big tops cabinet meetings now

While its members try one up each other how

They are bestest at these lapdog bestest tests

A circle’s turn jerk him from rest

.

Don nods approval or he simply just nods

Drifting to dreams of nobels or birthday cards

Wondering any King ever worked so damn hard

To nod all humble while he’s viewed as a god

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Such blessed … circumstance

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And he always

Keeps all on point

Of just how great he is

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Reminds all around

For the camera’s now

Best ever in Prez Biz

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This dog and pony show it never gets old

Spin propaganda to keep all in the fold

The only real truths are the lies fascists weave

Fake news real truth they call deceit

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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The Trump Circus keeps going round and round and round

Where lipsticked sentiments are found

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They have though now dropped true governing ball

As we wait some golden age apparently one on hold

But it’s happenin’ right now is what we’re all being told

Don’t believe your eyes or pockets

You’re all better than days of old

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The Trump Circus big tops everywhere and Hell now

As fishing boats keep blowing up, some twice now

But hurricanes have stopped at at his seeming hand

Protecting all the others at sea and at land

The Trump Circus (song)

Earlier this week there was an opinion piece at the Washington Post (yes, I still hold onto my subscription, knee bending, ring kissing, weak spined weasel Jeff Bezos notwithstanding as this section of the paper still has actual opinions and hasn’t been forced to acquiesce just yet) that asked the question of James Comer, Chairman of the House Oversight Committee, why he hadn’t sought to investigate the corruption of Trump like he tried to do so fruitlessly and embarrassingly with Joe Biden for so long and so hard?

“The Biden Crime Syndicate” he extolled at the time with no hint of irony or projection or proof.

The piece was presaged on the notion that he would have a MUCH stronger case now to make for actual corruption charges of the nation’s highest office, just with Trump instead.

Well, of course, we all know the answer to that.

Crickets … (sorry, my dear Cricket the cat, don’t mean to drag you into the political fray by cliche sound effect association).

But it brought James Comer back to mind (apologies – no one wants that) and his sidekick, Jim (Gym – I saw nothing) Jordan and I recalled a little circus sounding tune I had done of him back in December of ’23.

Just a cool little circussy bed I had come across that fit the James Comer bill.

Well, I thought to revisit and update it with said circussy bed in hand.

That’s it.

The Trump Circus

The Trump Circus jack boots DC Halls in a stark

Broad daylight envision future so dark

As to be of dictator wannabe’s

They smile at cameras and say cheese

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Don issues myriad Executive O’s

While keeping MAGA in cultish adoring throes

Destroyin’ democracy and with bleak intent    

Autocracy low is the new US hope

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Such dire – circumstance

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And it’s always

Back to the staid

Excuse of a fake news

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That they counter now

In State News fashion now

They have their own RT

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This dog and pony show will hurt and will cut

Working class folks who are just outta luck

And programs already paid for by Uncle Sam

Enrich the rich

Lessers be damned

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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The Trump Circus keeps jack booting ‘round Congress halls  

And mocking any fearful calls

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They have though now dropped true governing ball

Instead to fascist dreams of which they are so enthralled

Weaponized law is now theirs to command

While cartoon lapdogs play along and wear tutu’s on demand

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The Trump Circus jack boots under nationalist tent

The megaphone word salads of his true intent

Of mimicking fascist friends to glory his own head

And crown it with gold at country’s expense