Author: Stephen J Frankenberry

“Books are not Christmas presents! Christmas isn’t educational! You’ve told me that the tales of an omnipotent redcoated fat man bringing toys to every kid in the world in one night are true and then you buy me freakin’ books?! Have you lost your minds? What if there’s an actual truth in here?! I don’t need this confusion already at the age of 4…Hold on what’s this?..alright, you just may have redeemed yourselves…”

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Merry Holidays and Happy Christmas to all!

http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1944493&fullscreen=1

This is just realy well done. Thanks to Neatorama where I found the video.
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This is great.

The often sillee inglish langweg has it pointed owt prittee well by our old frend heer.

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If it’s not bad enough that this has 18 slices of bacon it’s also had the bacon grease turned into a sauce to add to a pound of ground beef and 3 hot dogs. It’s then wrapped in cheese and covered with corn meal. Oh yeh…it’s deep fried.

It comes with a defibrillator.

Probably shouldn’t have trusted the demolition guy who’s missing a hand.

or…

Just because your cousin Cletus is the one that always gets his hands on the illegal fireworks for the 4th doesn’t mean you should hire him for this.

http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/1418565565

When your classmates on the bus tell you it would be cool to jump as the bus hits a bump be skeptical.
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