Christmas Remembered (a furtive bow)

For some reason Christmas has seemed to be a bit more of a thing for me this year, I don’t really know why, it never has in the past, even with it being Dad’s birthday.

I mean it’s nothing new, it wasn’t like it suddenly occurred to us, “Holy Cow!!! Beck, Nick, Mom (when you were still here with us in all your Mom “Oh Bloody Hell you three!!” glory way that I so miss did we suddenly realize that Dad was born on Christmas day and after we’ve raised a glass to him every holiday get together for going on almost 30 years now at whatever table we were sitting at?

From a Christmas Kitten new poem prompt response and that really cute Beck, Nick and Steve kitten time in a house shared to new other poem responses to prompts from new friends to that third year reminder of a Christmas cat song, to even remembering that one of my tunes of Stevie and Tommy and Billy was set at Christmas.

But I found myself being myself being all Christmasy for some reason, and that is not per usual.

Anyway, I thought to then to finish it up and put a holiday furtive bow on this Christmas something that was a bit out of the blue and a stream of conscious thing here, however much making some edits along the way could be considered stream of conscious …

Christmas Remembered (a furtive bow)

One more for the season seems right

after revelry was bought in times nigh

again

of

preps and reps, you got this says coach

in uniform colored practice of reds and greens and sometimes golds

for team

in gifts from under crowns

tall and short

his number is one

the first

with beasts and straw

and tell all draws

from wide and far

to see all seems right

no crows to caw

crow

just yet

to pick, click, pick, click, pick, click, pick apart in pieces

and lay blame

to color this time of maybe’d holiday magic

any shame

even gifts

in how it should

be

in greens and yellows and talks of kings

I well wish you

you well wish me

but glory or egg

who came more joyful first

does it matter for

I just want a day

to put this all away

Immediately

and though I can’t quite see

from here

I know there is a star I was told of old

to look to

for

that lights us all into some same fold

of stories on Christmas nights told

but who am I to expect

suspect

wants

like taught the best

known

like I sage upon a stage of a new age

all to just go away

I pray

immediately  

from pews of glory and stories and songs of old

from pompous robes in colors of reds and greens and golds on altars

with sashes and smoke

and families across pews fold with daughters who had a feather of blonde hair

Oh my, how could anything be that fair

sung high

that told

and I damned myself at the thought of a kiss

I fear I may be old and just tire

of this old now

and stories

I remember that I just want to put away

immediately

A Cardiff Production: working title “Nether Gate”

What do you see # 267- 16, December, 2024.

Came across this prompt from Sadje through a friends response to it and I really liked the picture. “What Do You See?”.

So some fun then.

Trysta said no way

Koby said no way

Ellara said nothing but sided with a nod, two

Chunk said no way

“You too Chunk?”

“They’re all smarter than me Tallis”

“But, you’re fearless. You’re our warrior”

“Not now I ain’t”

“C’mon, that’s all a bunch of hog’s and wash and old wives annoying blusters nonsense, and you know it”

No one budged, Chunk even took a step back.

“Well, this is the only way forward. Paarter, what about you?”

Paarter was nosing around the base, holding a finger in the air, tasting the earth, whispering to the winds, leaning on one foot, touching his nose with his left hand’s pointer finger …

“Seriously Paart?”

“What? No this is real this time Tallis. No parlor game. I’m not playin’, this is real”

It was then that Tallis realized that this could indeed be real.

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“Ok, cut! Nicely done people. That’s a keeper. Take a few and we’ll get back to it …”

Tallis aka Barry “Wow, keeper!? Cardiff never says that. It’s always let’s go again and again and again …”

“Well, small favors, let’s take it … anyone seen the food truck? I need a really large, strong coffee … I still have a head from last night” and Paarta aka Tom strode off in search

“I gotta give him credit for this” said Chunk aka Chunk “this is one of his best set pieces yet. The story may be lacking but shit looks real!”

“It is real” said Ellara, aka Catherine

Barry “What?”

“It is real”

“Ok woo woo lady”

“No, I’m serious”

“Don’t doubt her” said Trysta, aka Penelope, or Penny standing to Catherine’s side, “My girl has worked with Cardiff before, just like Chunk … and you … and Tom … and Robin … and me”

“I know that Penny”

“This isn’t a set piece, Cardiff didn’t build this, we are actually in the Nether Wood. What do you think all the machinations to get us here were all about?”

There was a pause …

“You’re serious Pen?”

“Dead”

Another pause …

“Ok, whatever , I will leave you all to it … (shouting) Hey Tom, hold up. Some strong Coffee sounds great”

Chunk ”Hey, has anyone seen Koby, sorry, Robin, has anyone seen Robin, he was right here …”

“Last I saw he was nosing around this arch”

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Koby, Robin, hit the ground hard, like he had been dropped from a plane without a parachute, he could barely breathe, the wind knocked out of him hard. He eventually looked up. He wished he hadn’t.

Snow Blower

Had a bit of snow in this Albany/Schenectady New York area near the end of the day today. It was hardly a thing, just enough to stick a little to the roads in spots or more in parking lots and on lawns, a light covering, enough to make me break out the brush for a quick once over before I left the station.

On my way home though, on roads that were mostly just wet, there was this one guy in the front of his house, one of the practically elbow to elbow homes, that almost feel like row houses, I pass on some streets in my to and fro’s, clearing the short pathway to his front door with a snow blower, and even his short driveway if he has one, that gift from his father in law a few years back that came with sage advice on how to use and then maintain it along with stories of the “Great Snow of (fill in year long past)” the snow blower that’s been gathering dust, for the most part, in his back yard shed since then.

Now again, when I tell you this snow wasn’t a thing, it wasn’t, actual “things” would scoff at this and belittle it with derisive laughter, I mean this guy’s pathway could just have easily been handled by one of his young kids in a pair of slippers with a broom but “Goddamit!!” I’m sure he thought to himself, “This is my chance! This is fucking snow people!!! I am breaking this M’Fer OUT!!!”

Cheers to you dude.

(ps … if or when we have an actual snow up these here parts he will surely have the last laugh and I will have to try and make friends … I mean, all I got is a broom … and my cat slippers are kinda embarrassing)

Context (a really stupid post)

Now this is a one trick pony as it wouldn’t be real any longer, always thinking of some funny or stupid response to add to this concept with any people I talk with (and I annoy them all enough already, believe me) if I were to attempt to make this a regular thing. Like how reality TV isn’t really reality if you know you’re being recorded for reality TV.

No, this couldn’t be recurring, though there may come a time where I forget about this idea and revisit it.

But, for now, I am sitting here with a Cricket on a lap, under a keyboard slide and being totally comfortable and absolutely bereft of any ideas so?

Looking for some stupid, then, is all I got.

I’m also thinking you could have some fun yourself with the same idea.

RECENT REPONSES TO TEXTS OR EMAILS OR FACEBOOK POSTS OR INSTAGRAMS I DON’T GET ‘CAUSE I DON’T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT BUT WITH NO CONTEXT

Dawn, really?! Damn! … whodathunk?

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(to me) Wizard!

(townspeople)

“WIZARD!!”

“WIZARD!!”

“BURN HIM!!!”

“WITCH!! … BURN HER …”

“(no, Bill … it’s Wizard)”

“… oh, right, my bad, Witches were last week … we still get to yell BURN HIM though, like Witches right? That’s my favorite part”

“Oh, of course!!”

“Whooo Hooo!! BURN HIM … HE’S A WIZARD!! BURN HIM!!”

“You go Bill, you’re in fine form today!!”

“Thanks Larry!!

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Tractor supply. 40lb bag for eight bucks. Hides the smell well.

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Gotcha. My sister’s cat Rikki, aka Chunky Pants, says “morning” (video). Your left foot or your right? I forget.

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You don’t look like Tippy Hedren … they might leave you be, Stephen.

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“My middle name is noise!!!” Ha!!

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(holiday dinner table)

“Aunt Millie, you have outdone yourself with your meat pie this year, you know you really have to give us your recipe …”

“Oh, thank you so much dear but let me cut you off. You know a girl doesn’t divulge her kitchen secrets” 

(little Millie) “Hey Aunt Millie” 

“Yes honey?” 

“How come there’s never any Squirrels around your yard?”

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I know, Grayson thought corporate sponsorships may have been the way to monetize his possible celebrity but he loved the cable box and …

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I will jave to order a new lockset

There is a key fornthis one

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Does the now open refrigerator door come with something to compliment one or the other of said choices? Half a capicola and salami sub from that really cool Italian deli you just discovered for instance, or a salad you didn’t really like but are still holding onto for at least one more day just in case but still pick the cheese out of and what if when opening the door you realize your months old Blue Cheese dressing on the door really needs to go as you haven’t been in the mood for wings in a while, or what if when you open the door, just behind the choices is a glorious grassy field filled with multiple eyed, red furred squirrel looking creatures under three suns from that dimension that Bob told you about at the office (though you know he was probably high … probably … maybe) and what if … my God Man what are you asking of me!!!! … Jesus I don’t know!!! … Oh, fuck it, just go with green!! Wow, you make shit so hard!

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(to me) Saphira has the zoomies, you awake? She did that thing again.

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Well, see ya at some point maybe and if I do? Don’t take it personally if I talk to you from the end of a 10 foot pole.

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Yes, and thanks. We will talk about me being chagrined at another time.

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(to me) Omfg … the Hudson Valley is collapsing. Last week … I found Friday in POK closed. Yesterday they closed Newburgh. WTF is going on?!?!

(Aside: this one sort of confused me at the time, POK? Personal Office Klatch? (they can be soooo clique-ee). Pine Outland Cobalt (cobalt spelled wrong) and maybe a Bravo and a Charlie with click clicks and mission seriousness as I couldn’t figure why anyone would want to close Friday, and in Peter’s Outhouse Comedy (comedy spelled wrong) no less?! I mean that’s supposed to be the best day of the week right? And they closed Newburgh? An entire town?!)

/////33333333333333333333333334 … Hold on … Cricket wakes and steps like a calico Godzilla. “I will crush your small keyboard city!!”

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You ate the best!!! Thank you!!

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Hey quiet!!! Not out loud knucklehead! What did I say about the Universe being a dick!?!? Shit, looking over my shoulder as we speak …

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You’ve been trying to reach me?

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Cool man, thanks, but I don’t need one.

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Shimmy was just what I was looking for (I hate repeating words when you don’t need to which I did with “shuffle”)

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Again?! How is that even physically possible?!

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Sunday? You know I don’t do Sundays.

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Interesting.

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What? Seriously? Jim Croce was cool as fuck.

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Nope, ain’t going there … hehehehe! Plus that would definitely hurt … like a lot!

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(to me) Hahahaha! Omg. You are truly wonderful!!

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Dudette, you are too funny, but still can’t wrap the noggin around that one.

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Well, there is definitely more but it just gets into the minutia of how boring or not boring I am, depending on perspective I guess, though perspective would probably conclude boring.

Now, will I post something more interesting in the future? Jesus, I hope so, but for now this is what I got. Right Cricket? Any more cat thoughts? … oh, sorry kid … my bad … you’re asleep again now after keyboard cities vanquished … sssshhhhh … hey Kid (whispering) I can’t feel my leg.

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Patrick (Christmas cat song)

Well it’s that time of year for this one again, an annual holiday tradition now for me to post it (if a third year running is enough to constitute “tradition”) if for no other reason, than, as a crazy cat lady guy, I just really like it.

Though I did include it recently in a post with a few other tunes, the fun song stories of my hapless friends Stevie and Tommy and Stevie’s not so hapless little brother Billy, this one needs it’s own singular post.

it’s fun, it’s catly and it’s Christmasy.

Nuff said.

It came from a Facebook post of a friend, Linda, a couple of years ago and her cat, Patrick, from a line of hers in that post that said, with him sitting in front of some Christmas pretty decorations, “It’s beginning to look a lot like Patrick”

I went with it and had a blast.

Cheers Linda and to you Patrick, again, you damn good looking Christmas cat.

‘Tis the season Patrick.

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Patrick

It’s beginning to look a lot like Patrick

Everywhere Pat goes

Take a look in his snug cat bed laying his Patrick head

With maybe a mouse or two under his toes

It’s beginning to look a lot like Patrick

Fur on every rug

Till the monster is need brought out

To suck away all hair’s clout

While Patrick runs no doubt

.

An extra can can of food or some cat nip for mood

Is his wish as any cat would

Ball with a bell and a knock it to hell

Is new wish across some hardwood

.

And Mom and Dad do funny dance to not step on cat’s pants

.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Patrick

Everywhere Pat goes

There’s a tree that is soon to rise

Each branch a new cat prize

The hanging kind just waiting for a fall

.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Patrick

Snoozing underneath

And what brings that slumber best

Are the lights not put to test

With Christmas cats now at rest

.

(break)

.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Patrick

Runnin’ cross the floor

To every cat’s Christmas dream

And the presents that will be

Box torn paper all a-skew

.

Sure it’s Patrick once more … time to puke, time to puke it’s Patrick’s time to puke.

mmm … mmm

Maybe This Christmas (poem)

A prompt from Dora at dVerse Poets to write a poem, with a holiday tint, using “Despite” and “Still” and so many well worked and wondrous examples of Dora’s inspiration and intent.

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Maybe this Christmas

Maybe this Christmas will find

what was left behind

(in one small sock lost back under tree in a crack in the floor

found

maybe by new)

the glee of lights I knew could be seen

above all

on high

as there were none in the whole wide world of our street

that could meet

expectations or faces of Christmas like we

.

Maybe

just maybe

newer new will find what was left behind

(remodel make old undone amid dust and splinters and curses

of hammered thumbs

that one

now graying sock

fallen through crack)

a gift from Mom’s and Dad’s of memories back

that held promise

of lights they knew could be seen

in child’s dreams

at Christmas

above all

despite

whole wide world’s changed street

through thick dark clouds

now

expectations tougher reach

.

Maybe

season’s redemptive thought

maybe

newest new will find that once lost behind

(after tear down that faded sock of gifted wonder in rubble

of rebuild

could

maybe

be found

still

full of sparkling memories dusted, cleaned, fancy new)

finally

with chocolates and giggles and little games with hue

of wonder

after so many years

to maybe

just maybe

gift to the latest new

of expectations

anew

seen above all others in this whole wide world’s now angry street

maybe

just maybe this Christmas

These Bangs (poem)

A new Quadrille poem prompt at dVerse Poets to begin the week.

A 44 word dVerse poem that, this time around, asks to include the word “Bang”.

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These Bangs

Big ones that begat this life

to

smaller ones

softly floating wispy cloth plush petite over imploring eyes that begat beauty

on mountains I sounded song

from peaks   

I louded

bangs

until this

another

faded in bangless valley’s whimper

but lingering echo

these bangs

Christmas Kitten (poem)

So a prompt for the holidays, an Etheree poem (no, I had no clue either) focusing on Christmas trees and themes of such. The full explanation of an Etheree poem and examples and the rest is in the link to the prompt from dVerse Poets here, An Etheree Tree, but it is …

… write in the form of this Etheree which is 10 non-rhyming lines graduating, per line, from 1 syllable in line 1 to 10 in line 10. The only addition to the form was two extra lines of only 2 syllables each at the end.

Now, not the original intent of the Etheree of course, but if you then center the 10 lines on the page and add the two extra lines for the tree trunk bottom you get the shape of a Christmas tree, which, well, just looks cool

It made me think of a favorite couple of pictures from so many years ago of Cal, the kitten, 2004 or so, in a house I shared with my sister and brother then.

Cal, one of the 5 kittens that were kittened to us by a pregnant cat (my brother named her Mia) who just showed up at our back door one day looking for a place to possibly stay. She had surely seen my Benny in his Benny to and fro’s around neighbor’s yards and flower beds and through his cat door and thought to herself in a wanting way, “these are good cat folk and this is just the place to lay my head” and proud, expectant belly in a toweled cardboard box world with lots of human hovering and eventual kitten squirming. She was also the Mom of my beloved “Shoes”, the Big Orange, who I would eventually write of quite a lot over his 11 too short years.

Well, this was from the first Christmas with Cal and Shoes (after we found homes for the others) and I thought they would be the perfect pictures for this.

Christmas Kitten

I

kitten

can’t see me

I hide in glow

of lights and baubles

pictures cute found subject

broken heirloom sighs know blame

but can’t hold true meaning account

Christmas purr instinct as a cat will

until climb down to plush skirt and cat nap

warm blinks

cat dreams

Oh … and since I mentioned it, this is one of that cardboard box that came with all the human hovering.

It’s the Holidays (couple o’ ho ho holiday tunes + songs of Stevie, Tommy and Billy)

I have done a lot of songs, over the last 7 or so years, of the political parody type (but also some others) ones that you may know, but ones that I must consider in a new light now, the importance of, and whether or not I may be freedom of speechly able to produce more of them …

tick, tock, tick, tock .

Oh, you jest say you …

… tick, tock, tick, tock …

Anyway, another time. It’s the holidays, thanksgiving passed, and an album of the “some others” Christmas tunes now (ok, not an album) and the adventures of three characters, the hapless Stevie and Tommy and Stevie’s NOT hapless little brother Billy with one “Christmas” tune in the mix.

Now, however much I might love to envision myself an artist who comes out with the requisite collection of holiday classics at some point …  

Studio: It’s Christmas, be all Christmasy and shit, it’s about time, we need a whole record …

… I do, actually, already have my own without that required studio mandate.

Two of them. I know, Christmas prolific I am!

Now, if two songs are enough to constitute an entire album, maybe with some remixes and extended plays and spoken word guest appearances (no, I know that’s not a thing) and one original tune that I haven’t written or performed just yet then I’m good.

First the story of Stevie and Tommy and Billy started here …

We Let Billy Drive The Car

… got drunk here …

Twin Vision

… and continued here and my second holiday classic …

We let Billy Drive The Sleigh

 … with sleigh bell sounds and everything. It’s all about sleigh bell sounds in season according to one of my radio boss guys.

And then there was the Christmas song of a cat named Patrick …

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Patrick

Ok, well, that’s all I got, but maybe it will be distracting enough … give me respite until the Holidays wear off, and January comes and holiday hangovers eventually fade then to figure out retreat and hideaways.

I Alone … and Cricket the Cat (poem)

New Quadrille prompt, a dVerse poem of just 44 words with a word to include . This time around, in the prompt from Lisa, the word is “with”. And the 44 word count does not include the title by the way.

Well, I thought to one of my cats and my well practiced solitude.

I Alone … and Cricket the Cat

I alone

mostly

with intent

No sympathies fished

.

Alone  

with company

only of a blind/deaf cat for dinner

and unknowing muse

of word’s dessert

.

Alone  

I embrace Cricket’s solitude

as my own

with only laps and words

Needed for us to feel

in tandem