She Said (Old T-shirt) (song) – A Re-Visit Break

Think I need a little bit of a break from my parody song a day until the election as the trepidation and the 50/50 nature of things is really weighing on me. I’ve never been good at 50/50’s, more a 30/70 for me, so I don’t want to think about it right now, well at least until i post my last tune tomorrow and hope that there is actually a God who looks down and says “What?!! You all are still here?! Son of a bitch … look away for just one second … note to self – grab lunch with Marge from house management and find out who the hell …

“You called?”

“What? No, not now Bill … but that was quick, still on your game I see”

“Always waiting on a call, the knees could use a look but always waitin'”

“Another time dude”

“I’ll be here”

“Oh, I know you will (aside to self …. “fucker”)

“I heard that”

“Shut up Bill!”

… find out who the HECK dropped the ball and why you all are still here (fuckers)

“We heard that”

“Shut up peoples”

Yadda Yadda … so to that thought of taking a break then with this. One of the first things of mine playing with an instrumental from our prod site and having some fun.

“Dude, this is what you call fun?! She left you and still wears one of your old T-Shirts and with the new guy?!”

“Don’t you have some damnation to get to or something?

“Sorry, just sayin'”

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She Said (Old T-Shirt Song)

She said where have you been because ya seem lost

Feel like I’m living a fever dream but at what cost

Where you’re here one day then gone the next is this a test

I’m even wearing that old T-shirt that you liked the best

But is it yours or mine I’m not quite sure

Did I even one time even know this band I forget the tour

Found it on the floor newly washed I’m sure I think it’s yours

But you’re somewhere gone I think I must report you lost

We used to be on page in the same book

And you would give me looks to make me bend around with you

And send me stars as dots to connect of how you and I were them

Until we reached the moon no lookin’ back just … postcards to send 

She said we sillied with the best of them

Made others envy green when they couldn’t contend with us they bled

That green and not just in the month of March is what they jigged

You’d make us angry year round if we could only ever be mad at you …

But you’re missing now … she said

What’s happened to you … where is your head

But you’re missing now … she said

What place do you go … one that isn’t our stead

You’re missing now … she said

Is it a place where I can bring you back now from the dead

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I guess this T-Shirt’s mine now is what she says

I think I might just even have to wear it to bed

But not with thoughts of you if that’s somehow in your head

No I won’t be wearin’ it long … that’s what he said

No it’ll hit the floor running as he gives me looks   

To bend around with him in writing pages fresh book

And he sends me new stars on new trips to the moon

Where all is small, lost is not found

We’ll send postcards soon

Election Day Trump Parody Song Countdown: T-Minus 2: “Autocratic Dreamin'”

I know I re-posted this one only a few weeks ago but it has to be in this countdown as this is what this is all about.

To the Mamas and the Poppas “California Dreamin’”

(originally posted August 21, 2022)

Autocratic Dreamin’

Democracy’s in straits (Democracy’s in straits)

Getting dire by the day (dire by the day)

New Reich says it’s ok (practically they say)

To let it fade away (let it fade away)

Embracing a big lie’s how (embracing a big lie)

Help usher in a new way (usher in a new way)

Autocratic dreamin’ (autocratic dreamin’)

On such a darkened day

They stepped off of the ledge

All willing still offer pledge

Into abyss of endless lies (and lustful power cries)

They almost seem to pray (almost seem to pray)

To a god of broken things now (god of broken things)

Broken with real bad intent (and where violence sings)

Autocratic dreamin’ (autocratic dreamin’)

On such a darkened day

… break

All the truth is down (all the truth is down)

To be changed by the day (change it by the day)

Even history (even history)

Won’t stand in the way (won’t stand in the way)

Rewrite it backwards forwards (rewrite it forwards backwards)

To fit just what he might say (fit just what he might say)

Autocratic dreamin’ (autocratic dreamin’)

On such a darkened day (autocratic dreamin’)

On such a fascist day (autocratic dreamin’)

On such a darkened day