Headstone … The Walk

Headstone continued … The Walk

Headstone

In a graveyard nearing dusk the groundskeeper came upon Death, leaning heavily on his knot gnarl anguish handled scythe as he knelt at an almost hidden, fallen stone, shunned, just outside the cemetery, alone, at the edge of a large forest. He wept quietly.

“Are you alright old man?”

Death was startled

“What?!” as he tried to stand

“No need. Pay your respects”

“Why don’t you shudder cold at the sight of me, cringe, run to escape who I am, maybe to you?”

“I know death. I have been here as long as you have searched … for your mother right? How did you know?”

“I had this inscribed in her stone I pray to God that she may lie forever with unopened eye hoping she would never see my shame and what I had become and wrought”

The groundskeeper said “Let’s walk my friend” …

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Headstone … The Walk

The groundskeeper walked his common with death in tow

“I knew her”

“I knew him, he was an ass, he was having an affair and was found out with a jealous bullet”

“She was the find in a weird way, but still buried together”

“He was a sad case of life cut short … on a Tuesday I think”

“That one was an unfortunate result of small minds”

“This was a way back where they wore masks … “

Stop!

What?

We’re just walking here, so stop.

But?

You know all of them, of course, we know that. Jobs are jobs and you have yours but I have mine … look to the distance, the Lily fields. These are my keep, some come to cry, to anguish and blubber, some come to just sit and wonder of talk to other places as if their words can be heard, some come to be seen for talk of why they were late today on someone’s birthday

That is Angie, talking to her dad

Those are flowers left by Peter who feels better now even though he was an awful son and knows he hastened his dad’s death

That is Bart, off to the left, who comes here only because he feels if he doesn’t he will lose whatever semblance of sanity he has left

That’s Michelle, after years away, who feels that wiping off the dust and dirt of time will somehow make everything better

Then there is Thomas, who I truly feel for, his loss that just destroyed him as that headstone is the last thing he has left in whatever it was that tried him in his world. Know that your job has consequences.

But what are we to do?

Nothing, we can do nothing, but we can have a little respect. I take comfort in some genuine words spoke at knelt stone, when there are some, when loss is so profound that it brings a tear to even this old groundskeeper’s eye

This is what you do?

It is, but I don’t fault you for doing what YOU do. Now stand …

But I don’t even remember having knelt

… use that scythe for balance and stand up from your creaky knees and let’s go over to that corner and to Maribel

Why Maribel … is she?

No, leave her be, she has time, still has a daughter to come, but she sings, she even extols your virtues

Me? My virtues?

She sings of what is done and understands, as do I, though in a lesser chord, I am no singer, and in such a glorious voice

Her loss?

Doesn’t matter, she just comes here, twice a week, sometimes more, and just sings along with the trees and the breeze and the sun and short lived birds through the stones underneath her feet that look out over the hills that this place, all of these places, are as they always are intended to be

Oh my, that is heaven

I know

You said she still has a daughter to come?

STOP!! My expanse can still include you, death can die. There will be another. It just won’t be you.

‘Tis the Creepy Season (some posts for such)

Not that you asked for it (I mean, who would?) but a handy dandy all in one spot, easy reference, to some things of mine for the Halloween season, oh, and watching some albino looking spider with a seeming translucent head scurry about the walls behind the PC who, I swear, is the same spider that was doing quick spidery translucent head scurry things at my desk at the Latham office yesterday and I think may have hitched a ride on something of mine because, well, I don’t know, he is here now and considers us pals?

“What’s up fleshbag?”

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From a creepy old Halloween pic meme a college friend posted …

… and a Dad looking for a costume for his kid at a Spirit Halloween store

Costumes Are Hard

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From a “Haunted Harvest” prompt at dVerse Poets and to write something of such, a Haunted Harvest, a poem in this case for me

Third Eye Harvest Moon

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A Frankenberry lost toenail story with blood and forgetting

If A Forgetful Serial Killer Lost A Toenail And Got Postcards

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A poem of a dead motel and truck stop I pass on my now thruway drive

Exit 21B

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A flash fiction prompt response with madness

Of Moms, Sons & Assorted Friends

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Another flash fiction response with a man in a black hat story

The Scrapbook And The Man In The Black Fedora

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And one more flash fiction prompt, this one of Death and the Groundskeeper

Headstone

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Scurry, scurry, scurry

“Really?”

“What? I’m a spider, it’s what I do. I scurry, plus, I have to figure my new surrounds here and people will, hopefully, be so engrossed with your stories of the season to not notice time spent on my part to prepare you”

“Prepare me?”

“Things ta do, webs ta spin, d’ya feel stuck yet? You’re just an extra large, blood filled, fly”

Costumes Are Hard

So a meme from a friend of mine, same guy who inspired my Oopma Loompa tune from a few months ago, Damn you Drew and your meme inspirations!!! Something for the season. Fucking scary rabbits.

Hey Spirit Store guy, how are ya? Happy season right? Yeah thanks, all good here … what I’m looking for is something in a sorta homicidal vein for my kid … I know huh? They grow up so fast and want to kill you so quickly and in so many different ways, well not too quickly, they wanna see the pain and the anguish but I thought I’d stop in here before I go down in the basement and scrounge around grandma’s old things, though I should move her … them … her things … up to the attic, it can get a little damp down there and that tends to smell. Much better in a dry air.

Oh, great thanks … No, airline attendant isn’t quite what I was looking for, but wait, does it come with a concealed knife or a bomb? No? Ok … Oh really? Peppermint Patty? Is it pointy? Ya know, with a stick? Peppermint Pointy Patty? No? It’s just that her friends can be pretty particular about pointy sticks that’s all … I know, she’s at that difficult age right? What? You too? (laughs) kids huh? Really? Fairy princess? It’s a good choice, I’m sure she’ll be the cutest of hit at the cul-de-sac, well, until she gets to old man Johnson’s place, never turn left by the way. What? Oh nothing, just remembering last year though the cops say it’s still on ongoing investigation so there is that.

Well listen, I appreciate the time, forgive me for wasting yours … what? Something in the back? It’s pointy? Oh I knew I liked you from the get go, Gabriel is it? Sorry, excuse my stare, the name tags can be a bit difficult for me these days and I left my hourglass … glasses in the car.

Autocratic Dreamin’ (song – revisit)

Since my move up the Albany way here (Schenectady) back in August, I’ve been a pretty happy fella. I get to actually see my Sis on a daily basis which is huge as when it comes to the best of peoples and best of friends you can’t top my Sis, she is a sanity for me when sanity can seem to be a bit elusive, not just phone calls from Lilly when I was first allowed the 21st century and how cool phone calls from behind the wheel could be …

“You’re calling me from your car again aren’t you?”

“Yep”

“Do you have anything relevant or pressing to talk to me about?”

“Nope”

“Hanging up now … and eyes on the road by the way brother”

“Gotcha”

… and I get to hang with my nephews for conversations at the dining room table or at the living room couch I would never have had otherwise, however briefly, and wonder of how cool they is and remembrances of when I was also 18 or 24 years old and was my own cool “is” ssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzx (hold on … cat … zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz tired too girlfriend, but not right now kid, working here Cricket) but there is one thing I miss from my before here days. My production studio on a Friday night and working new lyrics and new sings to whatever my latest song parody might be.

Now, not that I couldn’t still do my studio thing but that was always just a half hour home. It’s two hours now, and when the end of a Friday comes it’s, well, a Friday and I just end up being too tired to spend an extra hour or so singin’ and editin’ and then add that commute, so I’ve been searching my older tunes as tired should still be no excuse for points not made, though I ookkkkkkkkkknjm (sorry, cat again) …

… though I have a lot of them, a lot of tunes, points, songs, a shitload actually, to still keep up with as things always need be said, even ones already spoke and sung, my parodies, as they are important to me, and find those that are still somewhat relevant, things not overly dated, though Trump is kind of easy that way. He hasn’t changed. He is still a word salad doom and gloom just worse, we’re in the crapper, watch them there immigrants, will steal your silver from right out under your nose, or your job, or your pets and here’s a bunch of made up shit to back that up, no one can save you from imagined despair like me yadda yadda yadda. It’s been on spin for four years and repeated by his blue eyed snake sidekick along with cries of steal and refusals to admit he lost and unwarranted white grievance and promised allusions to future times of freedom and liberty that only he can provide though he and Vance’s definition of liberty is skewed authoritarian and is decidedly not free, Un-American, no matter what Elon or Leon and all his money might say.

So back from August of ’22 and one that can still stand, no time old sensitive or dated.

Like I said, shit hasn’t changed.

To the Mamas and the Poppas “California Dreamin’”

So back from August of ’22 and one that can still stand, no time old sensitive or dated.

Like I said, shit hasn’t changed.

To the Mamas and the Poppas “California Dreamin’”

Autocratic Dreamin’

Democracy’s in straits (Democracy’s in straits)

Getting dire by the day (dire by the day)

New Reich says it’s ok (practically they say)

To let it fade away (let it fade away)

Embracing a big lie’s how (embracing a big lie)

Help usher in a new way (usher in a new way)

Autocratic dreamin’ (autocratic dreamin’)

On such a darkened day

They stepped off of the ledge

All willing still offer pledge

Into abyss of endless lies (and lustful power cries)

They almost seem to pray (almost seem to pray)

To a god of broken things now (god of broken things)

Broken with real bad intent (and where violence sings)

Autocratic dreamin’ (autocratic dreamin’)

On such a darkened day

… break

All the truth is down (all the truth is down)

To be changed by the day (change it by the day)

Even history (even history)

Won’t stand in the way (won’t stand in the way)

Rewrite it backwards forwards (rewrite it forwards backwards)

To fit just what he might say (fit just what he might say)

Autocratic dreamin’ (autocratic dreamin’)

On such a darkened day (autocratic dreamin’)

On such a fascist day (autocratic dreamin’)

On such a darkened day 

Holiday?

Been a bit of a long week here in Frankenland so it was nice to finally get to the end of it, plus it’s also a holiday weekend so a “Sheesh, finally, perfect timing holiday weekend. You know just how to time things to ease an ill …”

Hold up!!!

Hold up what?!

Hold up!!! You don’t get this one.

I don’t what?

You don’t get this one, this day, this holiday.

What? Why the hell not!!!

Dude, really?

Ok (sigh) I’ve never gotten this one, some national holidays consider radio folks to be poor stepchildren but make you still hold off on sending mail till Tuesday, no matter the importance and possible time sensitive nature of that mail you didn’t have for a not send but are now pissed off about, but a boy can dream right? That maybe it might have slipped a crack or two this year?

Nope, radio still hates Columbus … as does real history. Rightly so.

Son of a bitch, well ya know what? I’m just going to not show up on Monday, the holiday day, in protest! So take that and raspberry spitty lip sounds to you!!

Mark you down for burning a PTO day then, you rebel?

Yes please.

Anyway, the long week involved just a Wednesday, a Wednesday morning specifically but it bled into the rest of the week and into a Friday and this now weekend.

I broke down on the NY State Thruway on my way to our stations in Beacon, not a broke down as to finally all of my personal demons having hit their heads on demon ceilings that just had me crying on the side of the thruway curled up in a fetal position clutching grass, but a “I broke down” as to my car, Lilly (though I did consider the fetal position while making emergency phone calls). Seems her alternator had given up the ghost, and just a few miles short of my Newburgh exit destination, but not enough miles short of the 7 bucks a pop per mile the tow company charged to not make it hurt … a lot.

Plus, alternators? Holy expensive batcar!! And my guys at the shop in Beacon showed me why. With gruesome pictures. “Oh Lilly, you’ve been violated!! Oh your pretty smile lost!!” Seems to get to the alternator in a 2013 Nissan Juke named Lilly you have to do a full car faceoctomy where you take that cars entire front end (said face), pull it off, mock it, lay it to the side, step around it, hit it head on, knock it around with a hammer, mock it a bit more, and then search for dead alternators and hope that your former Lilly smile isn’t askew now when an errant nut or bolt or two is found NOT in Lilly’s face rebuild but instead rolling around a car shop’s floor.

But no, all kidding aside, as much as you can kid from a fetal position, I am grateful that my Beacon guys were able to get Lilly’s smile back in order, and with no missing rolling around shop floors nuts or bolts. They were and are all placed in just the right way now to help me continue continuing.

Plus I will take that holiday weekend that I don’t get and burn a PTO day not thinking about how twelve hundred bucks is twelve hundred bucks I ain’t got, well, twelve hundred bucks that my Capital One card or Bank of America or Discover card has now with loan sharks whispering to finally go legit, quit this, at such an almost 30% deal, while I fan them in a card game out of my wallet, I raise your bankrupt, can’t remember which one. But I am driving at least and Peter and Paul can fight this shit out and pay each other at another time.

Lilly: My face hurts

Me: It hurts me too

Lilly: (blank eye blinks)

Me: Sorry, you opened the door and that was funny

Lilly: (blank eye blinks)

Me: Ok, maybe not.

Lilly: It was finally a relief though, to get me back, like a tough tooth.

Me: well, speaking of tooths

I know, that was a stretch, but this tooth post is pretty good.

Cheers JB, I know you would have liked this one.

So Then Sunday: You Can Call Me King (song + editorial)

(revised some 10-08)

Six years ago I stopped writing “editorials”, long winded things imagining myself as some sort of opinion writer for important newspapers and instead went with song … parodies. Parodies that aren’t parodies really (I hate calling them that) but instead my former long winded editorials whittled down to just short winded words within the confines of a tune. Plus it made them a hell of lot more fun as I discovered what I have always known, that I like to “sing”, however poorly, saved only with some production magic

Today, though, I thought to combine them, a short opinion piece that people will skip over to get to the tune (which is cool, just listen to the tune at least, it’s really good) an opinion piece that obviously would be a bit more sedate for print in major newspapers I’ll never be published in but something that still makes an angry point and a return to the best “parody” I’ve done and my standard. It is also one of my most viewed posts so it seems whoever may stop by here in the Attic and I are on the same page

Though this one, the tune eventually here, is from four years ago it’s still pretty relevant

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So this is some pretty simple shit. I mean it ain’t gonna get no simpler, ok it could, my bad, it could be as simple as a 2 + 2 equation or it could be a question of whether you want to live or die or even a vanilla or chocolate vs shit sandwich but this is pretty simple. Do you want a democracy or a dictatorship, a theocracy, a new world order where all of your rights are gone? Where you are told how to live and believe? Where you are forced into a knee bend fealty. Pretty simple shit. “Oh you’re just being dramatic, you’re just being an alarmist, you’re even responsible for attempts on the Orange Devil’s life with such talk”.

No and fuck you JD. Bringing up the possible, no, probable end of democracy that would come at the hands the Orange Devil is NOT the talk that is getting him shot at.

That is a response to the intentional incendiary language of Trump and the lessening or dehumanizing everyone on the planet, especially immigrants, except white males.

There is no couching this in claimed hysterical woman-like madness as a JD surely would, have us return to a world where such a statement isn’t out of order, where women are second class citizens and just vessels for new babies for a new Reich. I mean you do understand that the Orange Devil and especially his running mate glory Viktor Orban, find him to be an inspiration right? That they invited him to speak at their yearly CPAC 4th Reich fest? “Illiberal democracy?” Sorry Viktor but you are not allowed to imply anything remotely democratic by simply making up a designation that has democracy in the title. I mean, and to repeat, THEY INVITED A DICTATOR TO SPEAK AT CPAC like this was some new Madison Square Garden get together back in ’32 and the orange devil even welcomed and hosted him at his compound in the Florida fatherland. Viktor fucking Orban!! I shouldn’t even have to make a point of this, THEY INVITED A DICTATOR TO SPEAK AT CPAC but that is the new GOP, unapologetically authoritarian and anti-democratic, un-American.

Now in a different age I might say that you are allowed to your opinion and that I respect it, especially if it is an informed one but now, today? Informed is conspiracy theories and lie filled and know that If you are to vote Orange know based on this “knowledge” that you are simply … just … wrong. If you base ANYTHING on a Trump “truth” you are wrong and know that you have simply succumbed to being hook line and sinkered by a conman and his too slick snake of a sidekick.

Oh, and I have some sneakers and Bibles and coins and watches and keychains and T-shirts and flags and maybe even garden gnomes backing up in a warehouse

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To Paul Simon’s “You Can Call Me Al”

(originally posted March 7, 2020)

You Can Call Me King

A man lies as he breathes
He says why would you trust another now
Who can you possibly trust
Now I’ve shown you what my facts is
A fascist truth sledgehammer
Nuthin’ else believe-able matters
Other than this con in this con man’s swamptown

(and a-oooh ah-oooh)

Lap dogs in orange swamplight
Here’s a lie-ball GOP go fetch excuses

Newsman, newsman
Get these facts away from me, ya know,
No one finds real truth interesting anymore

If you’ll loyalty me blind
I can be your despot chum
I can call you subject
And subject you adore me
You can call me Czar

This man original Trumper says
There can never be a never me
If there’s a never me they’ll never be
Happy in a sea of me
Where will the answers come from
If I don’t truly be-lieve
Who will I turn to when
The truth slaps me
Awake and awake
To the harsh realities
Of Moscow Mitch’s word marble hypocriteness
Hammers and sickles
Getting stocked up in the open
Along with some of the finest cossack hats

If you’ll loyalty me blind
I’ll let you kneel and kiss my ring
I can call you subject
And subject you adore me
You can call me King
You can call me King

A man late night he’s tweeting
How he’s a victim in this world
Maybe it’s a big blue meanie world
Where they’re just out to get him
And they don’t see his genius
Or see how great he his
The greatest all narcissists
Surrounding himself with nothing more than
Clowns clowns
Who dance for him like marionettes
In a tiny orange circus

He checks the mirror again
Sees Messiah staring back at him
At least that’s what the hacks say
And he so believes them

If you’ll loyalty me blind
I can be your despot chum
I can call you subject
And subject you adore me
You can call me Don

Na-na-na-na-na
Just call me king-na-na
You can kiss my ring na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Loyalties the thing na-na
Better never sing na-na
I’ll take your everything na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Ummmm ah-ah
Ummmm ah-ah
Better give up mind now

Ummmm ah-ah
Ummmm ah-ah
You’ll be just fine now

Ummmm ah-ah
Ummmm ah-ah
Just a matter of time now

Ummmm ah-ah
Ummmm ah-ah
Democracy dies now

If you’ll loyalty me blind

I’ll let you kneel and kiss my ring

I can call you subject

And subject you adore me

You can call me King

Third Eye Harvest Moon

In response to Merril’s “Haunted Harvest” prompt at dVerse poets.

“You can take the themes of harvest or haunted literally or use them metaphorically in any way you wish. Harvest grain, organs, fish, or emotions; imagine the grim reaper with a scythe. Write about something that haunts you, regret, a long-ago love, thoughts of someone who has died, or actual ghosts. Explore a haunted harvest”.

You may also use the painting above “The Harvest Moon” by Samuel Palmer as inspiration.

Took a little bit of both of these ideas …

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Third Eye Harvest Moon

He woke in a long field itching

of tall blades and short hungry bugs

chilled but not cold wondering of from where that single pocked light

hung high

had fell

.

“From my third eye” said a voice

.

he sudden colding and chilled now

as there was no from where for a lone voice to fall

no trees above nor craggy hills distance

far called with walls

to call back

friend or foe

score or none

or even from rock tall

smoke black

altars he may have been layed upon  

in the stark

back

then

.

You are man are you not?

I am?

Yes, you are

Then from why where do you ask?

To see if you knew

But I just woke, food for bugs in tall grass in almost dark task

save for one light

high hung

right

.

Will you rise and pay threshed tithes

under my third eye

Why?

It is that time of harvest, of tall grasses wrapped with long blades twined

tribute

in the richness of grains

… and the harvest of souls

.

From why where must you have mine after such riches?

.

Because you are the first and quench a stronger thirst