Election Day Trump Parody Song Countdown: T-Minus 5: “We Want You To Be We”

Well, T-Minus 5 days now until the most consequential election in this nation’s history.

If the if the Orange Devil prevails you will soon discover that conservatives will take full advantage of no longer being persecuted in their beliefs of NOT being able to persecute you in yours and dictate how you live but instead will now work to force you into compliance.

Say goodbye to personal and religious liberties if they don’t align with Great Leader and “The Followers” and, with the majority of the nation’s highest court on the payroll, good luck in trying to fight any of the invasions.

Oh, and hope to god that you are white and straight (and preferably, if possible, male)

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(to Cheap Trick “I Want You To Want Me”)

(originally posted May 7, 2022)

We Want You … To Be … We

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We want you to be we

We need you to be we

We’ll force so please just a-gree

Can’t have you livin’ feelin’ free

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We want you to be we

Not right to live to your own de-gree

We know what’s best as only god does decree

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We’ll shine up our partisan court, the one that’s been godly bought

Parade them over your free thought, make sure that you are sin free

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We’re tired of spending time feelin’ persecuted

We need able dictate how your lives are executed  

It’s not fair to watch you all go about your happy dailies

While we’re forced to fret and live with all your evil failings

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We want you to be we

See country the way that it should be

Revisioned right light history

One white and straight you’ll all see

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And shine up on all old hurts, of unallowed to convert

Bring handmaids to life, ‘cause we know just what is right

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Will we neglect children after grabbing their first real air

Of course cause hypocrisy we’ve got plenty in spare

We’ll only find our end until it is that you all stop tryin’

Pursuit of happiness is up to us to do the decidin’

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Ohhh!

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We’ll work in a morality play’s future dire warnin’

But that future won’t know it from this backwards day future dawnin’

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Ohhh!

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We want you to be we

We need you to be we

We’ll force so please just a-gree

And gay marriage is soon next up on the tee

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We want you to be we

We need you to be we

We’ll force so please just a-gree

You’ll thank us soon you’ll all see …