Costumes Are Hard

So a meme from a friend of mine, same guy who inspired my Oopma Loompa tune from a few months ago, Damn you Drew and your meme inspirations!!! Something for the season. Fucking scary rabbits.

Hey Spirit Store guy, how are ya? Happy season right? Yeah thanks, all good here … what I’m looking for is something in a sorta homicidal vein for my kid … I know huh? They grow up so fast and want to kill you so quickly and in so many different ways, well not too quickly, they wanna see the pain and the anguish but I thought I’d stop in here before I go down in the basement and scrounge around grandma’s old things, though I should move her … them … her things … up to the attic, it can get a little damp down there and that tends to smell. Much better in a dry air.

Oh, great thanks … No, airline attendant isn’t quite what I was looking for, but wait, does it come with a concealed knife or a bomb? No? Ok … Oh really? Peppermint Patty? Is it pointy? Ya know, with a stick? Peppermint Pointy Patty? No? It’s just that her friends can be pretty particular about pointy sticks that’s all … I know, she’s at that difficult age right? What? You too? (laughs) kids huh? Really? Fairy princess? It’s a good choice, I’m sure she’ll be the cutest of hit at the cul-de-sac, well, until she gets to old man Johnson’s place, never turn left by the way. What? Oh nothing, just remembering last year though the cops say it’s still on ongoing investigation so there is that.

Well listen, I appreciate the time, forgive me for wasting yours … what? Something in the back? It’s pointy? Oh I knew I liked you from the get go, Gabriel is it? Sorry, excuse my stare, the name tags can be a bit difficult for me these days and I left my hourglass … glasses in the car.