I was a little up in the air about this one, thinking maybe it wasn’t quite up to par, after 6 years and dozens upon dozens of these tunes I do have a bar, but I thought about how much I work on these, how important it is for me to make my points about this fucked up in which we live and the even more fucked up who run it and those that want to again, and then a friend, one of my very much valued Mikey Six, who I run things by when need be, mentions a line she thought was spot on and gives me a thumbs up.
Can’t let that go right? I’m good then.
So to post …
(To Men Without Hats “Safety Dance”)
Trumpty Dance
We can Trump if we want to
All the way to NYC
In matching red tie
Blue jacket swarm
Our mini-trump uniforms
.
Yeah,
We can Trump if we want to
Right up to microphones
Say piece he can’t speak
Help him not look meek
Make him feel like he’s not alone
.
We can Trump
And sing
And dance
And prance
Well not that
No prance
But dance in trained circus trance
.
We can lie when we want to
We can follow an orange lead
We can claim the hit was on
By Biden and his throng
Mar-a-Lago was for the deed
.
We can rail about the border
Security being lax
Work out a deal
Bi-partisan zeal
Only for Trump to give the axe
.
We can Trump, we can Trump
Everybody take a nap
We can Trump, we can Trump
Listen to these made up facts
We can Trump, we can Trump
Everybody get on page
We can Trump, we can Trump
Dictator’s are all the raaa-aaage
.
It’s a Trumpty dance
Well it’s a Trumpty dance
Yes it’s a Trumpty dance
.
We can Trump if we want to
With judges on the payroll
From the highest in the land
To sunshine orange stands
Delay delay until the polls
.
I say
We can Trump if we want to
Always the victim here
Crocodile tear schtick
While plotting vengeance flick
To be released in new year
.
We can Trump, we can Trump
Everything’ll be just fine
We can Trump, we can Trump
Everyone’s drinking the whine
We can Trump, we can Trump
Even Nicki’s fallen in line
We can Trump, we can Trump
Can have a new unified Re-iii-eeich
.
It’s a Trumpty dance
Well it’s a Trumpty dance
Yes it’s a Trumpty dance
It’s a Trumpty trance
.
Well it’s a Trumpty dance
Yes it’s a Trumpty prance
It’s a Trumpty dance
.
It’s a Trumpty dance
It’s a Trumpty prance
It’s a Trumpty trance
It’s a Trumpty farce
