Trumpty Dance (song)

I was a little up in the air about this one, thinking maybe it wasn’t quite up to par, after 6 years and dozens upon dozens of these tunes I do have a bar, but I thought about how much I work on these, how important it is for me to make my points about this fucked up in which we live and the even more fucked up who run it and those that want to again, and then a friend, one of my very much valued Mikey Six, who I run things by when need be, mentions a line she thought was spot on and gives me a thumbs up.

Can’t let that go right? I’m good then.

So to post …

(To Men Without Hats “Safety Dance”)

Trumpty Dance

We can Trump if we want to

All the way to NYC

In matching red tie

Blue jacket swarm

Our mini-trump uniforms

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Yeah,

We can Trump if we want to

Right up to microphones

Say piece he can’t speak

Help him not look meek

Make him feel like he’s not alone

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We can Trump

And sing

And dance

And prance

Well not that

No prance

But dance in trained circus trance

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We can lie when we want to

We can follow an orange lead

We can claim the hit was on

By Biden and his throng

Mar-a-Lago was for the deed

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We can rail about the border

Security being lax

Work out a deal

Bi-partisan zeal

Only for Trump to give the axe

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We can Trump, we can Trump

Everybody take a nap

We can Trump, we can Trump

Listen to these made up facts

We can Trump, we can Trump

Everybody get on page

We can Trump, we can Trump

Dictator’s are all the raaa-aaage

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It’s a Trumpty dance

Well it’s a Trumpty dance

Yes it’s a Trumpty dance

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We can Trump if we want to

With judges on the payroll

From the highest in the land

To sunshine orange stands

Delay delay until the polls

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I say

We can Trump if we want to

Always the victim here

Crocodile tear schtick

While plotting vengeance flick

To be released in new year

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We can Trump, we can Trump

Everything’ll be just fine

We can Trump, we can Trump

Everyone’s drinking the whine

We can Trump, we can Trump

Even Nicki’s fallen in line

We can Trump, we can Trump

Can have a new unified Re-iii-eeich

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It’s a Trumpty dance

Well it’s a Trumpty dance

Yes it’s a Trumpty dance

It’s a Trumpty trance  

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Well it’s a Trumpty dance

Yes it’s a Trumpty prance

It’s a Trumpty dance

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It’s a Trumpty dance

It’s a Trumpty prance

It’s a Trumpty trance

It’s a Trumpty farce