I am not a handy guy, like do stuff around the house handy kinda guy, something proven in stark things are falling apart relief when I briefly owned a house with a better half and her son years ago.
So strange then that I woke this morning from out of a dream where I was having a conversation with some guy in a big echoing warehousy home improvement type place about why we were there and what we were each working on now, what were we going to do this weekend. A real guy’s guy conversation with plenty of “hmmm’s” and knowing nods and talk of power tools.
Now I don’t recall what he said were in his plans but I nodded approvingly in that guy’s guy approving nod sorta way, a guy’s guy nod that says “cool” and then, with complete and utter confidence, I responded when he asked of MY plans with “I’m going to freezeline my wood grain vinyl in petches”. ??? (I know, THAT’S what I remember from a dream?! That’s what I freakin’ remember enough to write down?! What the …?!)
To which he said “NICE!”
Whoa, hold on then … he was impressed … so it seems though, in this guy’s guy home improvement project dreamland gibberish world, that I know my shit! Go dreaming home improvement me!!
Well, If I somehow return to that big echoing warehousy type place later or sometime soon I am REALLY interested as to what my next home improvement project might be.
And I live in an apartment by the way.
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