For three plus years now I’ve had this single line rattling round my noggin, bumping into shit. “A Boy And His Cat In A Cone Plastic Hat.” A Dr Seussian type line that has never let me be. I’ve written thousands of words around it in my head over these years as I remember Shoes… Continue reading

One thing I have noted over the last two years of this Presidency, besides of course the clear attempts to undermine our Democracy along with the rule of law, the obvious corruption of Trump’s Administration from the top on down and the unconstitutional practices et al is that somehow Trump, the White House, Press Secretary… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Lego Haters Club) A bit of a catch up as it has been a while Players Ben Carson “Benfred”: Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, something of which he knows nothing. De facto butler, a Batman’s Alfred or “Benfred” here to that guy. Has “bootstraps” tattooed… Continue reading

After writing this back in July I finally got a chance to sit down and have a little fun. There is something to be said for such a moment in crazy, upside down, ass backwards days. Singing leaving a bit to be desired? Check. Frightening anyone outside my little prod studio door? Check. Aforementioned fun?… Continue reading

And as little ditties about pathological liars and their equally untruthful henchpeople go… Lie Together Here come ol’ Ornge top He come slinkin’ up lie-like He once boo boo footfall He fake holy roller He got lies his base refuse to hear he prop-a-gandize un-til he’s a bug in their ear She wear no truth… Continue reading

So let me see if I’ve got this straight. Despite an only dreamed wall surrounded Mexican mountain of video evidence to the contrary, Trump’s latest spin will now have you believe that he never really said that Mexico would pay for his base red meat ego wall, that he never said that they would just… Continue reading

So with a last Friday night’s time on my hands (the cats could wait a few extra hours for dinner I thought – they weren’t happy…but then they were…magic) I finally got a chance to sit down and produce a version of this one, ala “I Am The Walrus.” To anyone who may have chanced… Continue reading

Just a quick breakdown of some lowlights from last week that was. Man-child threw a hissy after his intended photo-op master negotiator victory went south and instead proudly pronounced his future pride of shutting down the government just before Christmas if he didn’t get his ego wall (stomping feet, pressed fingers, pursed lips, shit thrown).… Continue reading

Well, it’s just been a damned musical interlude type weekend now hasnt’ it? One more singalong from the Trump Treehouse. Invite your friends on stage…raise a beer…cheer the hecklers. Great Ego Wall Today is gonna be my dayThat we’ll build it Red White and BlueYou know your dollars I will throwAt a problem that I’ve… Continue reading

Hey! Anyone up for a singalong? I know I am. I Am The Con Man I am me as I love me and you are meAnd we love me togetherSee how we plumb we’re pigs for the dumbSee dollars runI’m genius Sitting on a tax cutWaiting for some yen to flyCorporate stock big buy back,… Continue reading