(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Swede Haters Club) (Donnie cursing – laying stuff out on the Treehouse floor) Ben: Sir? What exactly are you doing? Donnie: These directions are shit. Ben: ? Donnie: These directions … they’re shit. Ben: You know you just need to turn the page over for the… Continue reading

A couple of posts ago, I took a short break from episodes from the Trump Treehouse for a little Georgia Sattelites inspired music interlude as, well, there’s always a little music inerlude (though not always one inspired by the Georgia Sattelites). It’s a tune about Donnie and the Supreme Court and how he gets to… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Tan Haters Club) Last we saw our dynamically inept duo?  (in ep #6) (trying to pull a body up the tree) Paul (Ryan): Hold your end turtle! (rope slips) Mitch (McConnel): Stop calling me turtle! (rope slips further) Mitch: And why do you call me turtle… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Music Interlude Haters Club) “Till I Check It Myself”   (Video open – A Destiny Pictures Production – Donnie dancing in robes and powdered wig away from the White House toward Supreme Court Building – a continuing follow throughout)  Got a SCOTUS in my pocket going going… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Alfred Haters Club) Ben: Are you alright sir? Donnie: (trying to hide wiping his eyes) … what? … yes, of course … shit Ben! Why are you still here? Ben: I’m kind of like your Alfred sir. Donnie: Alfred? Ben: Alfred. Donnie: Alfred? Ben: Batman? His… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Singing Doorbell Haters Club) Donnie: (looking around the treehouse admiringly) … finally this place is a little more tidy. (turns) Hey Be… Jesus! (bumps into and almost steps on Ben Carson who is stoically standing directly behind him) Ben: Sir? Donnie: Dammit Ben! I hate when… Continue reading

(Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Action Figure Haters Club) Token Ben Carson: Sir? Donnie: What? Ben: You really shouldn’t stand on the top step. Donnie: What? Ben: The step ladder. You really shouldn’t stand on the top step. There’s even a warning on th… Donnie: Warning? What the hell does Trump care… Continue reading

I haven’t worked a gig for Spectrum for a quite a while now (things change) but when I got the call I was all in. Not just for the obvious paycheck, but because it was the Tony’s. Why not take in the experience of celebrity that some find so fascinating? See what it is that… Continue reading

(Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Cuddly Cat Haters Club) Scott Pruitt: Jesus, this place is awful Ben Carson: Why, what’s wrong with it? Scott: It’s dusty, there’s leaves and dirt all over the floor, doesn’t anyone wipe their feet?…it’s just so….treehousey…so common. Shit, I need a wipe. And is this lead paint?… Continue reading

(The Official Secret Clubhouse of the He-Man Truth & Gavel Haters Club) Donnie: Alright, this meeting of the He-Man Truth Haters Club will now be ordered. Jeff, bang your gravel. Jeff (Sessions): It’s gavel. Donnie: What? Jeff: It’s gavel, not gravel. Donnie: That’s what I said. Jeff: No, you said gravel, small stones, what you… Continue reading