Was working on another “Dear DeSantis” letter after a couple of others, “Woke Hopes” and “The DeSantis He Can” but just couldn’t quite get the right focus. I also happened to be wearing a Mighty Mouse T-shirt at the time when the thought suddenly occurred …
So a cartoon theme song then to a Mighty Danger Ron Mouse.
Danger Ron (Mighty Mouse DeSantis Theme Song)
Mr Crow he never hangs around
When he hears this frightnin’ sound
“Here I come to save white day”
That means that Danger Ron is on the way
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Yes, when histry’s taught not solely white
Danger Ron will pick a fight
Say no classroom legit’macy
Of lessers having part of history
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It’s a clear and present danger
To the ex-ceptional
Rewrite he will instead to fit right’s call
(right’s call, truth’s fall, white’s tall, patriots)
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Free thought’s only his to decide
To all others he will deride
Thoughts of inclusivity
Danger Ron’ll even ban diversity
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(break)
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He just flies in now to save us all
From real truth that can’t stand tall
Against Danger Ron’s fascist tries
He’ll sure cut the lessers down to size
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