Frankenberry's Attic

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  • Crush (song)

    Ya know I’ve found myself, over the last couple of years, to be prone to a parody tune or two, political stuff (minus the occasional things about cats peeing where they shouldn’t) the Orange Devil, going to hell in a handbasket, hypocrisy, authoritarian leanings, that sort of thing, obvious shit, things that for some reason… Continue reading

  • A Happy Slobbery Mess

    Well, the girls just survived a visit from The Louie. Mimi: Egads!! What the hell is that thing?! Bella: Did you just say “Egads”? Mimi: Yeah, and? Bella; Well don’t look at me on that thing. Hell, you came from the “down there” you should know … and please don’t say “Egads” again … ever.… Continue reading

  • Open Windows

    As I was driving home earlier this week, enjoying day three of temps in the upper 60’s, finally a nice stretch that might stay now (I’m not checking the forecast forward by the way just in case) I had my windows down welcoming the breeze of the early evening and the drive, Alan Parsons “I… Continue reading

  • The Continuing Chronicles Of A Crazy Cat Lady Guy: Spring (a window)

    (over a couple of weekends) Though it was still a bit chilly earlier, an open window, even for a moment, grabbed a fan of Cricket the Blind Cricket the Blind: Dude? What? Forecast What? Not too cold Ok, and? Ummmm? Oh, right. Open Thanks. Tomorrow too? Yep, will do /////////////////////////////////////// Still a bit chilly but… Continue reading

  • To Pee Or Not To … I Didn’t Pee (a Cujo the Cat song)

    (to Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me”) So here at House Wiltse (my latest nom of this place – I’ve penned quite a few of them over the last 3+ years always imagining whichever one on a shingle hanging above the front porch) there are a couple or a few or a number of cats. That’s downstairs… Continue reading

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  • Mimi the Quirky

    A few takes from my slightly late get home on Friday night   1 – it’s nice to be waited for … well, from a fur perspective of course 2 – there’s a reason I call her Mimi the Quirky 3 – jesus, I talk loud     Continue reading

  • The Continuing Chronicles Of A Crazy Cat Lady Guy: 3 Computer Chairs

    View Post Okay. I’m gonna stop ya right now, before you even start getting all high an mighty about how I should know my place, that I shouldn’t go shootin’ above my station, that I should just keep my head down and defer.  But I have THREE computer chairs now. Suck it. Like the finest… Continue reading

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  • Cult Orange Taxi (Song)

    This one doesn’t rate with my last I don’t think but it’s still pretty alright. Another parody tune about our present madness, this one to “Big Yellow Taxi”. Cult Orange Taxi  He paid no price, and now they still prop him up    The Johnson’s and Gaetz’ and the rest who drink from golden lie… Continue reading

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  • Lazy

    How lazy is lazy? Yesterday (Saturday) I broke out the clippers, best 18 dollar investment ever though my lack of skill is clearly evident underneath my hat and stood in the shower (not running) as I always do when I break out the clippers and did a bit of a clip around the old noggin… Continue reading

  • Stink Bugs & Me

    Stink Bug Noun any of numerous broad, flat bugs of the family Pentatomidae, that emit a disagreeable odor. any of various other malodorous bugs. Frankenberry Dude in a Pittsburgh Pirates hat with cats, singular and thin (minus that beer bulb above his belt) of the family Frankenberry human malodorous or disagreeable scents are only for… Continue reading