The Islamic Republic of Japan
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“They Have More Missiles AND Godzilla Too?!?!?!” (from somewhere inside the White House)

(after seeing a “picture” proof) “Holy shit!! The Islamic Republic of Japan have what?!! They’ve literally just come into existence and, again, they have what?!?! Oh, and just come into existence because of ME by the way, this Islamic Republic of Japan, something I’ll get no credit for like so many other things. People tell… Continue reading