Crazy Cat Lady Guy Cat Tips Guide – Tip #350: A Bella Note And A Too Small New Cat Box

Well, I went shopping again late last week for another new cat box, which, as I have mentioned before in my Crazy Cat Lady Guy Cat Tips Guide, can be rather expensive these days, upwards of 60 or 70 bucks. Luckily this time around though, I only had to spend $30 and change (I had a 50% off receipt from my last cat box shopping excursion to use towards a new one) but, sadly, I bought the wrong size.

It was a little small as what previously had been a perfect fit for Cricket the Blind …

… was not so much for Bella (she could probably go with a salad on occasion). She is though very considerate and, not wanting to make me feel bad for my gaffe (never been good at buying things that require correct sizes for the ladies) said in her big unblinking Bella eyes kinda way in a box bulging at its sides, after I asked her what she thought and if it were too small “No, Steve, this is just fine … it’s perfect as a matter of fact, I love it!”

“Really? You like it? You’re not just saying that? I was worried about the size.”

“No, not at all. Like I said, it’s perfect!”

“Oh, that’s great!”

She then whispered while starting to scratch at fresh tissue paper before climbing in … “F-You box, and don’t you dare say a word, I makes fits so you better works with me here or this simple tissue paper scratching will only turn into something waaaaay worse for you. Gots me?! This is for Steve.”

“See? I fits!”

“Awww” (crazy cat lady guy smiles).

Note: as previously mentioned in the Crazy Cat Lady Guy Cat Tips Guide (Tip #344 of tips #342 through #347) when searching out new cat boxes, possibly even expensive ones or even ones, in this case, one that you save a bit on with a 50% off receipt from your last cat box shopping trip always make sure they come with the added bonus of a pair of sneakers, preferably Sketchers.