One of my favorite songs from the 90’s is Fun Loving Criminals “Scooby Snacks”, a tune that just cried 90’s if you’re looking for example and with a hook, though simple, that can get my/your shoulders moving in a playbeat.
It even borrowed Tarantino movie quotes to make it hipper than it already was and it just reminds me of a time where I was almost there.
So I did what I like to do back in March.
The video for this one by the way? Just too cool. Man those shoes.
Trumpy Snacks
“Everybody be cool, this is an insurrection!”
Don and lack facts set the track long ago
His act election taint would be the big blow
After mail in lies re-votes’ll be where the enemy goes
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He exulted to podiums
Future fraud agendum
And lies don’t matter much
He bought with no cost
Small minds all loudly and blindly so
Singin’
Donnie Donnie Donnie
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(Is this some Fascist-T love thing happening here people or what?)
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When loss came the long game went into play
Cries rang out loud … that this was a no go
He couldn’t have lost … hell he even said so
Statistically not possible and numbers were his go go
Made up as they were he couldn’t have been wrong
They thought singin’ all dumb dumb days long
So they listened to him being done so so wrong
Not to just to him but them that was a no no
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“Look, I don’t know anything about any fucking election fraud
You can torture me all you want”
“Torture you, that’s good, that’s a good idea, I like that
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Runnin’ around spoutin’ lies all whacked off on Trumpy snacks
We’ll take your commands
Rush the gates all whacked off on Trumpy Snacks
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And Pence don’t give a fuck about a noose’s close call
If self respect was in height he’s only inches tall
He op-eds big lie, like he’s money
Though Trump had hoped his feet dangled funny
Ron Johnson chimes new times explanation
Antifa hell bent on insurrection
And try blame Pelosi for not calling in Nat guard
10,000 strong a Trump numbers lie song
Revisionists don’t care much what they get wrong
Say it enough and it’ll last days years long
But in the meantime you’re votes we leave charred
Suppression will and always be in their yard
Cause they can’t win without playing that card
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Trumpy, we need you, are we fools?
Nah, you’re tools
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Runnin’ around spoutin’ lies all whacked off on Trumpy snacks
We’ll take your commands
Rush the gates all whacked off on Trumpy Snacks
Muddy the waters make the rounds
All whacked off on Trumpy Snacks
Nothin’ to see pundits sound
All whacked off on Trumpy Snacks
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You got nothin’ on him
Nothin’
It was no big deal
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