(to the tune of “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer)
Day 9 of a Trump parody tune a day until the election (I started last Sunday the 18th).
A most bestest of friend of mine (yeh, I said most bestest … what of it?) who I sent a rough draft of this, texted me to complain of an ear worm. Apologies I said, but, selfishly, I’m all good with complaints of an ear worm. I’ll take that as a compliment to some of my endeavor’s annoying stick-in-the-headedness.
Though I’ve posted my collection of Beatles/Trump tunes from the last year or so, The Orange Album, it seems that wasn’t the last of Beatles pieces.
This one is fun.
Tap a toe if you’d like.
(originally posted February 15, 2020)
Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Don wasn’t quizzical
It seemed to him illogical
To find truth that leaves no doubt
Don’t allow intelligence in this
Hou-hou-hou-house
He hid his shortcomings
In wordy salad long goings
He makes no sense at all
But staff always picks up the messy dropped word
Ba-a-a-all
But just then that damn press it drops by
To point out all his lies
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Came down upon their heads
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Would threaten them be dead
Back at podium
He sings his tried true stratagem
Of playing victim’s card
Dem’s they are just mean
As you all have
See-ee-ee-een
He tells ‘merica
Believe Mob King Republica
Vindicated now
And those who don’t agree will pay dearly
And how-ow-ow-ow
The swamp’s tides getting much stronger now
So he paddles up with no mind
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Comes down upon our heads
(doo doo doo doo)
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Dissension will be dead
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Would turn us all to red
(doo doo doo doo)
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Loyalty it must be bred
His senate they are all in line
Claiming everything is fine
Dem’s are those to blame
Future now an easier despot
Ga-a-a-ame
Lindsey and lackey crows
Talk around with Fox News shows
Espousing all the lies
While Mitch hopes to continue with Russian
Tie-i-i-ies
And the GOP laughs right in our face
As the Trump tries to force blind
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Held high above our heads
(doo doo doo doo)
Bang! Bang! Trump D’s Golden Scepter
Propaganda’s never dead
whoa whoa whoa whoa!
(doo doo doo doo)
Golden Scepter
Ding Ding
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