Cricket the Blind: Hey Bella? Where you at?
Bella: I’m over here on my chair, to your left.
Cricket: Ok cool … ummm, where is my “left?”
Bella: (sigh) the direction you always do your weird little Cricket circles in.
Cricket: Right!
Bella: No, left … wait, ya know what Cricket? Just say “correct”, gonna stop this now before it turns into some some sort of annoying comedy routine.
Cricket: Right! … sorry … correct!
Bella: Now, just sit there, point your head forward and use your nose.
Cricket: My nose? why am I using my …
Bella: ‘cause I just ate some Tuna Fancy Feast for dinner, like you.
Cricket: (a head loll, nose up) Oh, there you are!! Whoa, you could use a cat tic-tac or something girlfriend, sheesh!
Bella: Shut up. Whattaya got?
Cricket: (excitedly) did you know today is International cat day?!
Bella: Yes, and I’m annoyed.
Cricket: Why?
Bella: Well, why do all those fancy schmancy ‘international’ cats with accents and stylish hats and snobbish attitudes get a day and not us, you know, us regular ol’ Continental U.S. cats?
Cricket: Well, and I’m usually not one to correct you, forgive me, but I think the ‘International’ here is meant to cover all of us, all of us cats on this big blue yarn ball.
Bella: You mean it’s not just for those overseas cats in their hoity-toity international cat places?
Cricket: Nope, the whole bouncing bell ball of cats.
Bella: Ok, well I feel a bit better now. Do you think Steve posted some pictures of us then, you know, in honor of us and our day?
Cricket: I’m sure he did, plus it would be a little strange, with all the pictures he posts and stories he tells of us on all the other days of the year, that he would forget a day as important as this one.
Bella: You’re probably right. Plus, I like when he tells us he made us famous again today.
Cricket: Me too.
Bella: We should though try to figure out a way to get him out of the house a little more. I mean it is a LOT of pictures.
Cricket: Good point.
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Aww, that cat looks so chilled and relaxed! 🙂
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