Thought I’d get these tunes in one spot before I possibly have to register with the State and put myself on a list.
Love letters can be hard.
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“BANG BANG BANG!!” (at the door)
“Yeah, hold your tall boots, I’m comin’” …
DOOR CRASHED!!!
“Whoa!!??”
“Back away Sir! You’re on a list!”
“Hey! What the … ?!”
“I mean it! Back away SIR! … grab his electronics Jed.”
“What is this all ab …”
“Don’t make me use this Sir, I’m quite good with it and it’s heavy. If there are children grab them Roscoe, we have that school.”
“But … a list?!”
“You’re to register, by law … but we already know you … I said step back SIR!! … you can no longer question or criticize.”
“But it’s not a law yet. DeSantis even disavowed it.”
“Did he really? Does he really disagree with it? Optics. It’s out there. Just the threat is out there. Smart operator that guy huh? … Clyde if the cat gives you any trouble open a door … c’mon sir, let’s go.
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Danger Ron (Mighty Mouse DeSantis Theme Song)
Mr Crow he never hangs around
When he hears this frightnin’ sound
“Here I come to save white day”
That means that Danger Ron is on the way
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Yes, when histry’s taught not solely white
Danger Ron will pick a fight
Say no classroom legit’macy
Of lessers having part of history
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It’s a clear and present danger
To the ex-ceptional
Rewrite he will instead to fit right’s call
(right’s call, truth’s fall, white’s tall, patriots)
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Free thought’s only his to decide
To all others he will deride
Thoughts of inclusivity
Danger Ron’ll even ban diversity
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(break)
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He just flies in now to save us all
From real truth that can’t stand tall
Against Danger Ron’s fascist tries
He’ll sure cut the lessers down to size
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Woke Hopes (little dictator song)
Next time you’re told
To be woke isn’t bold
By a Ronnie who scolds
Know he just trolls
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Just what makes little dictator rant
About some things that he says ya just can’t
Eyes open to inclusion now
A weakness you can’t allow
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But we’ve got woke hopes
We’ve got woke hopes
Hopes not turning blind eye to the “other” folks
But when you need a bigot’s screed
To tell you what truth’s to heed
Just remember his rant
Ohhhhh …
Ooops, there goes another Ronnie slam
How being hu-man is just another scam
Ooops, there goes the truth a now also ran
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Ronnie now calls
To his herd of mind smalls
That they must all stand tall
Or think to brawls
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Now Ronnie says CRT is just crap
Doesn’t fit his supremacist rap
His white kin they were ex-cep-tional
Racism don’t even track
—
Cause he’s denier of truth
With slaves country didn’t build roof
And if you say otherwise
Laws he’ll pass making rights go poof
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So anytime you hear Ron speak
Know his white’s been tweaked
And he just won’t couch for that
Ohhhhh …
Ooops, there goes some more to demonize
Inclusive compassion that’s a bunch a lies
Ooops, here goes some hate to try on for size
(break)
Ron threatens anyone who don’t agree
With his hist’ry tree
Don’t be of them and not we
Ohhhhh …
Ooops, there goes another truth to turn
Ooops, there goes another book to burn
Ooops, there goes democracy to be spurned
Mm Mm
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The DeSantis He Can
Alright everybody
Gather round DeSantis man is here
Now what kinda country he want?
Ignorant, compliant, revised history, brainwashed
A Fourth Reich?
He’s working on a right plan because only DeSantis can
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Who can take agenda (who can take agenda)
Of a fascist POTUS dream (a fascist POTUS dream)
Put it into practice Flor-ida a test run scheme
The Ronnie can (the Ronnie can)
Oooh DeSantis he can (DeSantis he can)
DeSantis he can
Test there his despot plan, prove self a new strongman
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Who can make the classroom (who can make the classroom)
A site of culture wars (a site of culture wars)
Make them a battleground to settle whitey grievance scores
The Ronnie can (the Ronnie can)
DeSantis he can (DeSantis he can)
DeSantis projects into classroom learning texts
Indoctrination’s pre-text
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And then he just bakes everything at stake
A vision’s cake of normal crumblin’
He’ll make the gays and blacks go runnin’
Applaud him please for his true cunnin’
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Ohhhh who can fudge the numbers (who can fudge the numbers)
Of a shit COVID response (a shit COVID response)
And jackboot whistleblowers who point that out at once
The Ronnie can (the Ronnie can)
Oooh DeSantis he can (DeSantis he can)
Collateral damage was always part of the plan
No worries if base at hand
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And then he put the brakes on election takes
That his was one of real gold standard
Integrity it must be mastered
The big lie being votes true bastard
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Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who can add police force (who can add police force)
For this claimed integrity (this claimed integrity)
And have it to intimidate new SS just for he
The Ronnie can (the Ronnie can)
Oooh DeSantis he can (DeSantis he can)
DeSantis he can Democracy it’s not the plan
Fourth Reich new Uncle Sam
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DeSantis he can even take a Disney stand
Free speech an also ran
—
DeSantis can
DeSantis can
DeSantis he caaaannn
—
DeSantis can
DeSantis can
DeSantis he caaaannn
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Alright everybody
That was nice
Break it up now
It’s curfew
Go home
Stay straight
Stay white
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