(to the tune of “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da”)
Day 15 now of a Trump parody a day until the election (thanks for the idea JJ, now let’s hope for a better end than last time).
Going back a year and a half ago here when all of my parodies were pretty much Beatles tunes. Ended up with quite a few. This one was an ode to William The Low Barr.
(originally posted here in the Attic April 21, 2019)
Shill Barr Be, Hack Barr Are
William is new AG in this U.S. place
Bought and paid give Trumpy D a hand
Wrote a little White House pre-pared sum-mary
That he then touted as some truth throughout the land
Shill Barr be, hack Barr are, Trump goes on
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!
Blah Blah Trump lies they live on
Hack Barr be, shill Barr are, Trump feels strong
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!
Blah Blah Trump lies they live on
William takes a seat at a new congress store
Serenades a unilater’l will
To de-cide the findings of Mueller’s report
He echoes Trump words as he then begins to shill
Shill Barr be, hack Barr are, Trump goes on
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!
Blah Blah Trump lies they live on
Hack Barr be, shill Barr are, Trump feels strong
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!
Blah Blah Trump lies they live on
In a couple of years Trump has built a great de-vide
G-OP grunts blindly at his side
along for cruelest of rides
HA HA HA HA
Happy ever soon an autocrat’s new place
William lends the orange rule of law
The rest of us just watch as shit then hits our face
A narr-a-tive about this prez’s lawless place
Shill Barr be, hack Barr are, Trump goes on
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!
Blah Blah Trump lies they live on
Hack Barr be, shill Barr are, Trump feels strong
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!
Blah Blah Trump lies they live on
In a couple more years Trump tries play the game for long
Ju-dicial law in the partisan hand
Of William DOJ strong
HA HA HA HA
Democratic now not in this U.S. land
William lends the Orange office space
Redactions and conspiracies then take their place
And in the long run we are now sure less than great
Shill Barr be, hack Barr are, Trump goes on
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!
La la Trump lies they live on
Hack Barr be, shill Barr are, Trump feels strong
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!
La la Trump lies they live on
And if you want for ruin
Sing tune of William Barr