(to the tune of Paul Simon’s “Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard”)
Day 12 of my Trump parody a day endeavor until the election. I started on the 18th so it’ll be 17 days, 17 parodies by election day (yes, I have the material, believe me. I’ve been busy paying attention and feeling tuneful).
Another Paul Simon here and a bit of a Covid take.
Also another of my favorites.
(originally posted here in the Attic July 18, 2020)
Me and Covid Down By The Schoolyard
Check Check
Hello?
Is this thing on?
Can ya hear me in the back?
Trumpy the Tinpot rolled in his head
Reasons for his orange misfortune
He was convinced it was a plot at sabotage
And he silenced all investigation
It’s just not fair
My me up in the air
I whine it’s just not fair
Of what else do I care
Trumpy looked round scored blame to be found
Shafting all engaged organizations
Telling smart to take a hike, stupid’s got this round
You can trust of our best intentions
Well we’re on our way
To worst response we just say ‘fake’
We’re on our way
Taking blind time
Hoping it goes away
Goodbye science, we’re King of Corona
Seein’ Me and Covid
Down by the schoolyard
Seein’ Me and Covid
Down by the schoolyard
(Break …)
Wahhh-Ooooh
If we send ‘em back to school
Everything would sure be cool
Pretty up re-election chances
Kennedy a mental not (knot)
Played tough and took a shot
At teachers he can kiss the ass of
Well we’re on our way
To worst response we just say ‘fake’
We’re on our way
Taking blind time
Hoping it goes away
Goodbye science, we’re King of Corona
Me and Covid
Down by the schoolyard
Seein’ Me and Covid
Down by the schoolyard
Seein Me and Covid
Down in the graveyard
Hey?
Did you hear me in the back alright?
Hello?
You suck
Thank you
You’re welcome
Check Check
Hello?…..
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